Holly

I just thought the office was empty 😂

Tried to explain a snippet of my job to a coworker. Just a simple problem I encounter daily. She told me she appreciates what I do and the conversation gave her a headache. Have never felt more seen and wish more people understood why I turn my brain off at exactly 4:30 pm.

I remember when Dale Gribble was just a funny cartoon character and not the personality of half the U.S. population.

It’s easy to tell when someone doesn’t have real work to do because they make up fake work for someone else to do.

Clearly the drag race win was not based on the final lip sync…

Confession.

In the song Talk Dirty, when Jason Derulo says 2 Chainz, I thought he was saying Cho Chang.

Everyone is going to Epic Universe and posting reveal videos. I wish cross-country travel was cheaper. 🥺🎻

I said the same thing. It was unsettling.

You know how you’re just living life and then you remember how hard Danny Elfman scored the Spider-Man movies?

ok, these incredibly loving and supportive parents on Drag Race are making me teary-eyed.

THIS is what the world needs

It’s been a good 6 months since I’ve had any idea what’s going on with my student loans.

That does sound like a good time!

The older I get, the more that going out on St. Patrick’s day sounds like a form of torture.

I apologize for saying Anora didn’t deserve the Academy Awards it received. I was wrong.

When Bowser and I promenade, someone always stops us for a chat. Yesterday our favorite interaction was with a man who talked at length about the stray chihuahuas in his country (Mexico) inhaling whole jalapeño slices off the ground.

I have never been more sad about a lip sync 😭 #dragrace

Am I the only one who is worrying daily that soon the work I’ve dedicated over a decade of my life to will be considered a waste of government spending? And my job won’t exist anymore? Or my hours will be severely cut?

Or is that more evidence of (suspected) OCD?

Wild that my parents let me own a Christina Aguilera album and sing along with Genie in a Bottle when I was SEVEN.

😲

It should be illegal for commercials to be a different volume than the television program.

So disappointed Demi didn’t win that award and hate when the Oscars gets all sweepy.

The Substance 1000% deserves the makeup award. #oscars

Cynthia has me in tears 😭😭

I used to get sick once every other year. I took those days for granted. At this point I feel guilty about how often I get sick because I miss work and plans.

Went to a birthday party on Saturday and half of us are incapacitated today. So that’s fun.

Teachers who voted for Donald Trump are shocked when the federal government and their republican state governor opt to cut school funding? Okey dokey.

Vacation haze has worn off. I had a dentist appointment this morning. Currently waiting on my annual with the OBGYN. The roads are gross and I still have an 8-hour shift.

Most stressed I’ve been watching an episode of Drag Race in a long time

Just now, randomly remembered that one time I got back to my dorm room after a class and had a voicemail from the FBI.

Anxiety is so isolating sometimes. You can tell someone “I am worried about this.” And they say “oh, that sucks.” It’s a reasonable response. Meanwhile your brain is on fire.