Mark (Kramburger)

"Yes, hello The Lourve? We've got some Art you're going to want to see."

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

YOU CAN GET EVERY DISCWORLD TOME ON EBOOK FOR LESS THAN THE COST OF A SUBWAY FOOTLONG COMBO.

USUALLY GETTING EVERY SINGLE BOOK LEGALLY IS LIKE 400+

NOT.

A.

DRILL.

www.humblebundle.com/books/terry-...

Bread? The fancy kind?!

Hell YEAH

Sussan Ley is being taken out behind the Brendan Nelson Memorial shed to look at the Bunnies by a man whose only claim to fame is being busted making fake comments on his Facebook posts.

#AusPol

YEEESSSSSSSSSSS

White supremacists and transphobes will choose to remain in a social circle brimming with pedophiles as long as there are no black and trans people in them. Youtubers chose this. Network anchors chose this. Presidents chose this. Happily. Willingly. Are STILL choosing it.

I was going to make a joke when the last batch came out, that the only reason Elon wasn't in them was that even the pedophiles found him too unlikable to hang out with, BUT APPARENTLY THAT WASN'T A JOKE.

Staying at a friend's house and sleeping on the spare bed in their kid's playroom, I was woken up in the middle of the night by an intermittent beeping that turned out to be an honest-to-god tamagotchi in the year of our Lord Two Thousand and Twenty-Six.

Time is cyclical, I guess

anais-ninja-bitch: how write book? cargopantsman: like that but more anais-ninja-bitch: oh noooooo #on writing

Your timeline needs the cleansing energy of a video where it seems like something bad is going to happen but then it's actually just two lil friends having a nice lil time

If there was any justice in this world, you could attach this clip to your resume and dating profile

It's NYE and folks have been putting up highlights.

Which is fine, and sure we should celebrate wins...

but if the best thing you did this year was get to today, it's enough I promise.

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.

a 2 panel comic with a dinosaur wearing a santa hat saying: "it chrismas" "merr chrismas"

my fav image to share for the season

Well you know what Kendrick said...

THEM PREDATORS MOVE IN FLOCKS

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE, it's New Bird Day!!

manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯

🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯

🕯 for all involved 🕯
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.

The future's so disappointing

Today I have gotten ads served to me on MULTIPLE platforms for a new gym opening in a city that's ELEVEN HOURS AWAY from me by car.

This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.

It's true. And he's not talking about backpackers doing hostel stays and eating out of bean tins.

A week on the French Riviera costs less than a week at Disney World. Bright Sun Films (travel YouTuber) did the math.

It's the third day of summer, so naturally my daughter wants to wear a jumper and a beanie today.

I didn't know a love of winter clothing could be genetically inherited but I only have myself to blame.

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read