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@korvys.info.bsky.social

He/Him Loading Ready Runner Kiwi in Aus Occasionally NSFW

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Latest posts by korvys.info on Bluesky

You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.

23.11.2025 09:51 — 👍 904    🔁 126    💬 9    📌 4

I think he's made of clay

23.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

evergreen

22.11.2025 17:20 — 👍 9995    🔁 3677    💬 31    📌 60
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This is heading in a dangerous direction

23.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

22.11.2025 18:02 — 👍 6084    🔁 1831    💬 48    📌 53

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

22.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 5303    🔁 812    💬 29    📌 0
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Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.

Keys are hard. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...

22.11.2025 02:07 — 👍 248    🔁 61    💬 16    📌 19

A lot of people are going to say “they killed off Morpheus in The Matrix Online”, but the important bit is they killed him off *in a live event with paid human GMs live-roleplaying*

22.11.2025 06:38 — 👍 226    🔁 56    💬 1    📌 2
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tearing into the mod files for the mysummerdog addon and finding the funniest UV unwrap ive ever seen in my life

15.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 3480    🔁 1197    💬 41    📌 42

Hell yeah @rianjohnson.bsky.social (reposting with alt text)

22.11.2025 02:46 — 👍 1962    🔁 553    💬 1    📌 23
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible

20.11.2025 16:22 — 👍 5908    🔁 1841    💬 189    📌 1271
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And as the donations go brrrrrr we have hit $1 million at #DB2025 for @childsplaycharity.bsky.social

Thank you all for your amazing support!

21.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 155    🔁 55    💬 0    📌 5

Fucking Scotland, man.
(Complimentary)

21.11.2025 03:50 — 👍 11    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0
A stock image of a phone playing the Spotify app.

A stock image of a phone playing the Spotify app.

A screenshot of Winamp, the superior music player.

A screenshot of Winamp, the superior music player.

Reject modernity, embrace tradition

21.11.2025 03:26 — 👍 48    🔁 19    💬 4    📌 0

That's just my D&D group.

21.11.2025 01:27 — 👍 21    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

You are excellent at the required dead-pan Kiwi humour

21.11.2025 01:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So... spells.

We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning.

And trapping evil cars in circles of salt.

The old ways are new again.

20.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 1171    🔁 448    💬 4    📌 9

far and away my most hated software trend of the last 3 years is bundling old, useful features alongside LLM horseshit i don't want and putting them all under one fucking setting.

gmail now has gemini tied directly to their existing email categorization feature! can't have one without the other!

20.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 281    🔁 71    💬 4    📌 4
iamnotlanuk:
I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

animatedamerican:
with each other or with the horrors?

brinnanza:
I've got two hands

iamnotlanuk: I dunno maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands animatedamerican: with each other or with the horrors? brinnanza: I've got two hands

20.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 621    🔁 195    💬 2    📌 7
simpsons screenshot: a rapper in mid-flow, wearing a large gold necklace that says "Thursday The 20th"

simpsons screenshot: a rapper in mid-flow, wearing a large gold necklace that says "Thursday The 20th"

20.11.2025 09:16 — 👍 313    🔁 164    💬 0    📌 3
Amy from Australian punk rock band, 'Amyl and the Sniffers' flipping off Anthony, the blue wiggle from The Wiggles.

Amy from Australian punk rock band, 'Amyl and the Sniffers' flipping off Anthony, the blue wiggle from The Wiggles.

This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood

20.11.2025 02:08 — 👍 659    🔁 191    💬 13    📌 25
Credit card fraud
Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12)
"Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are"
- caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12)
The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to
"ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Credit card fraud Black neon tetras committed credit card fraud during a 2023 livestream by "Mutekimaru Channel" on YouTube. The owner was using motion-tracking software to turn the fish's movements into Nintendo Switch inputs, letting them "play" video games. 8 In 2020, the fish beat Pokemon Sapphire after 3,195 hours, a feat that takes about 30 hours for a typical human. 9/ 181 On January 14, 2023, Pokémon Violet crashed at 1,144 hours, giving the fish free access to the main menu. They entered inputs that opened Nintendo eShop, added 500 yen ($3.85 USD) to their owner's account, and exposed his credit card details on the livestream. 10) 11) Mutekimaru later requested a refund of the 500 yen from Nintendo. l12) "Fish eagerly read the terms and conditions. Many of us humans don't read the terms of service, but fish are smarter than we are" - caption from Mutekimaru in a video about the incident 12) The fish also downloaded an N64 emulator, set up PayPal, used reward points to buy an avatar, and changed Mutekimaru's Nintendo account name to "ROWAWAWA*". 13, After about seven hours, their movements shut down the Switch. 14)

Fish have committed credit card fraud

19.11.2025 21:49 — 👍 4397    🔁 1469    💬 61    📌 158

ohhhhh it’s like BLUE PRINTS

19.11.2025 23:32 — 👍 96    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 2
cinema_nasties 1d
Al defenders are so embarrassing

j.paulmonter 2h
All you are saying is that you want to gatekeep creativity. That's not good.

drachelbarr & 20h
• ••
Neuroscientist here... creativity is a process. A process. A FUCKING PROCESS. Not an output.
Nobody is gatekeeping the process - Al simply invites you to skip to the end, to the output. Which, as mentioned, is not creativity.
Nobody cares if the output is aesthetically pleasing, because the process, the act itself, the limitation of a single human mind and the resulting creations that capture that one single inimitable human experience... is what makes a creation worth paying attention

cinema_nasties 1d Al defenders are so embarrassing j.paulmonter 2h All you are saying is that you want to gatekeep creativity. That's not good. drachelbarr & 20h • •• Neuroscientist here... creativity is a process. A process. A FUCKING PROCESS. Not an output. Nobody is gatekeeping the process - Al simply invites you to skip to the end, to the output. Which, as mentioned, is not creativity. Nobody cares if the output is aesthetically pleasing, because the process, the act itself, the limitation of a single human mind and the resulting creations that capture that one single inimitable human experience... is what makes a creation worth paying attention

Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social

19.11.2025 23:02 — 👍 7590    🔁 2975    💬 52    📌 76
A Facebook post from Scrivener: "Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you're on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt. Here's why, and what you can do if you want to remove this" attention-grabbing graphic says "SCRIVENER AND AI: WHY DO I SEE AI PROMPTS IN MY SCRIVENER PROJECTS ON MAC?"

A Facebook post from Scrivener: "Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you're on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt. Here's why, and what you can do if you want to remove this" attention-grabbing graphic says "SCRIVENER AND AI: WHY DO I SEE AI PROMPTS IN MY SCRIVENER PROJECTS ON MAC?"

Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)

19.11.2025 20:19 — 👍 1721    🔁 727    💬 21    📌 75
cat #BWithTheT (@cafernblue) on twitter: "i still think my favourite thing that's ever happened to me on the internet is the time a guy said "people change their minds when you show them facts" and I said "actually studies show that's not true" and linked TWO sources and he said "yeah well I still think it works""

cat #BWithTheT (@cafernblue) on twitter: "i still think my favourite thing that's ever happened to me on the internet is the time a guy said "people change their minds when you show them facts" and I said "actually studies show that's not true" and linked TWO sources and he said "yeah well I still think it works""

19.11.2025 14:40 — 👍 565    🔁 137    💬 2    📌 7
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a dark room with a light coming out of a hole in the wall ALT: a dark room with a light coming out of a hole in the wall

[Ongoing thread] New Stargate TV show

We knew it was coming!

"Amazon MGM Studios has greenlighted another series based on popular MGM IP, giving a series order to Stargate for Prime Video. The new installment in the classic sci-fi franchise comes from Martin Gero, a Stargate veteran and...."

19.11.2025 17:15 — 👍 337    🔁 74    💬 22    📌 61
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I made the Commander bracket system cooler and easier to understand.

18.02.2025 05:51 — 👍 257    🔁 70    💬 14    📌 4

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