David Jarvis

In case you’re wondering about the true state of our economy, Dollar General just had a record sales quarter.

Go play the new Apex season now. Please.

And a massive congratulations to
@heatherwoodward.bsky.social for shipping this dashing archer.

I am constantly impressed at the lack of humanity our current administration is capable of displaying. If cruelty isn’t the point, I’m certainly struggling to figure out what is.

Who would have guessed the old, incompetent leaders would be bad at texting

Voice of America was established to combat Nazi propaganda. It is not “radical” it is anti fascist, and exists ONLY to be that.

If you support dismantling it, it’s hard to deny you’re kinda high key fascist.

Absolutely shameful display from the party that’s supposed to be resisting.

Our president is now a car salesman and honestly… I’m surprised it took this long

The administration is trying to make you dumber because they fear what you become when you’re educated.

I’m always confident I could survive an apocalypse until an extremely minor inconvenience reminds me I am in no way prepared for the repercussions of even minimal apocalyptic events.

Only have enough Oatley barista blend half a latte? Guess I’ll just die.

Conan honestly has no equal. I hope he hosts every year. Don’t even care who’s nominated.

Wow it’s almost like the bad guys who kept telling you they were bad over and over again that you decided to elect anyways because the letter in front of their name was comforting…were actually bad.

Sometimes foresight is 20/20 too.

Dragons never went extinct. They just put on bronzer and comedically long ties or t-shirts demanding we occupy mars

Why does it feel like entertainment is dead rn

USA v Canada hockey is about to go so hard

I would like to live in uninteresting times, thank you.

Chiefs: we can keep Barkley in check.

The Monkey paw preparing an entire fist: ok.

Honestly, I fuck with cheese so hard.

I’m just gonna state this one is clearly as I can:

Good people do not see what it costs to save a human life and say “gosh that’s too much.”

Ever.

And yet that’s the main narrative coming out of Washington right now. Because those people aren’t good people.

Department O fGovernmant Efficiency? Or Dangerous Oligarchs Steal Everything.

Use your eyes. They’re tearing down everything the people have worked for in broad daylight

Normalize sending thanks to everyone you wonder pick from in Pokemon TCGP, even when you don’t get the card.

Kindness is free.

Also just like… be a good person in your life. But that’s not what the post is about. This is a Pokemon post. Okay. Yeah. You get it.

Raise the minimum wage.
Barista’s are not unskilled labor.
I just tried making a latte and fuck that takes some skill because I’m sitting here with a warm milk espresso watching YouTube tutorials on what went wrong.

Just a picture of carbs. Have a great morning.

They don’t even flurry the McFlurrys anymore. This country sucks.

We legitimately had The Road to El Dorado and Tarzan in back to back years and somehow convinced ourselves that humanity could still improve.

We were incorrect, and owe Phil Collins and Elton John an apology

YouTube video by Apex Legends Apex Legends: Takeover Anthem Trailer

Made a thing. Please clap.

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Everyone on my team is having fun in Japan without me

It’s wild having your base anxiety elevated like 50 points from one days of reading the news

Today I played 4 hours on Minecraft. It was very peaceful. Then I scrolled Reddit for 7 seconds. It was not very peaceful.

I’m gonna go play more Minecraft

If the Eagles could win without looking like absolute bootycheeks 98% of the time my health would really appreciate it

@anyaustin.bsky.social love your videos. When are you going to do one on the janitorial and carpentry labor required to keep the Apex Games running?

These people deserve visibility.