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changing my name to s'''htt',fCk

2026 predictions:
- ufos are officially confirmed by multiple world powers
- markiplier retires from youtube
- the jojo siwa cruise is going to sink or at least need to be evacuated
- alex jones will find proof of the government making the frogs gay
- weed will be legalised federally in the usa

my resolutions this year are to drink more and have lots of kinky sex thank you and good night

what is the best way to get my landlord to buy me a new toilet this one sucks ass

need someone to slap me and tell me im cute. preferably in that order but im not picky

merrhappy christmahanukkwanzaa

sometimes i feel like that thing they do with cows where they stab them and light their farts on fire might help me a bit

which centaur stomach does the digesting? do both work in tandem? if you were to be swallowed whole by a centaur, would you make it through the man half and then kinda just be bent in half having your toes dissolved by the second stomach? asking for a friend

how to be less insane and more normal about everything all the time wikihow tutorial with pictures
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she echo on my balls till i BEAM

this means nothing happy post 100

FUCK

for your future reference a wet and then dried out lucky strike silver tastes like a pall mall i found on the ground in a parking lot one time

Bitches on my dick like it's zoloft
Your mom suck me till I'm so soft
Dropping bars in your dad's home office
He's checking out every orifice

Hitting papaw's bong
While he's sucking off my schlong
Granny in the kitchen making goulash
I'm getting too sloshed

just got a front row seat to the splash zone

how would you like your pussy cooked? and would you like your pussy for here or to go?

lcdc down syndrome is my favorite band @eeksys.bsky.social

my biggest want in life is a tech deck. why the fuck do they not sell them individually anywhere am i completely blind

why did he put his dick in a bag of doritos i feel like that would hurt

always make sure to stake your tents in when you go camping you dont want a swarm of a million moths flying you away in the middle of the night

no jerryfication?

Applegate Naturals should offer larger deli slices called Applegate Big Naturals

its like the universe knew <3 thank you for the lovely idea reddit

wake up spez momma needs her reddit recap

what do yall think the kickback from a handheld cannon that shoots 16lb lead balls would feel like asking for a friend

i need a good fistfight in a flower field

catch me heelying down colfax at 3am

godspeed soldier

yall think the raw chicken 4chan fucker wouldve been better off if it was cooked?

i wanna get tazed it would be interesting if nothing else