MJ

This is right wing media in a nutshell. Fear sells, especially to ignorant white people. May I live to see the day Fox News goes down in flames.

Gov. Wes Moore (D-MD) says he was uninvited from a bipartisan White House dinner for governors

"As the nation’s only Black governor, I can’t ignore that being singled out for exclusion from this bipartisan tradition carries an added weight — whether that was the intent or not"

This is my circus and these are my monkeys but the popcorn was like $12 so can you give me a sec

Swear to god, ICE could just announce they're leaving a city but not leave and the media will just stop covering that city completely even though ICE never left.

It's what ICE and the media did with LA and they're doing it with Minneapolis too

Trying to come up with quirky white boy thirst tweets but the fucking moral police have been on the frontlines all day 😝 Can't have shit in this head -🕷️

#huskerdust

Sometimes I wonder what radiation takes like

contrary to popular belief i can in fact describe anyone or anything i like personally to be having “tboy swag”

"All Eyes On Me" from Bo Burnham's Inside is the states at the rest of the world rn.
A comic breaking down in a self-aware pit of seeking attention... Aware that something awful is happening to him but he HAS to entertain the viewer.... you see it...

*gently brushes your hair behind your ear with my big toe* shhhh baby it’s okay…..

trans guy in a hoodie and aviators that's the poonabomber

Sometimes a quirked up white boy wants nothing more than to lie down beside still waters

Yes this is systemposting btw

If I get a fever from my vaccines on Monday I'm going to explode. I did NOT have a good reaction last time and I am NOT excited to have a PTSD episode without my mom for the first time since I was 16. I would rather have a double flare-up then get fever dream night terrors

"Never trust how you think about life past 9pm!!" I say knowing at 9:01 I'll be Thinking Things

I gotta be clocked into the Hopecore Factory every goddamn day or I start getting yelled at by my own head

Also thinking about how I should've fought my dad while I was still underage. Fucker is lucky I wasn't around him on T

Thinking about a universe where I actually had a backbone and didn't get manipulated into a 6-year relationship.

at the doctor. makin em laugh. at the grocery store. makin em laugh. at the dick sucking factory. they’re not laughing. cause of all the dick sucking

I fucking hate Meta glasses and I think recording people without their knowledge/consent is weird, perverted, and sociopathic.

fluidbonding witn the bros tonight. it’s where we drink beers together in a circle around a fire …. right ?

she let me hit because unlike her husband, i’m not deployed overseas

Both Tate and Paul on their knees begging for mercy

Between Andrew Tate and Jake Paul it was a great weekend for seeing alleged rapists get their faces smashed in

Am I the freakiest asexual you know? 🥺🥺🥺

Slobeth on my knob
Like cornith on the cob
Check in withe me
AND do-ith your jobe

she echo on my balls till i BEAM

i believe in jacking off every doorknob before entering a room for good luck

*wraps tortilla around my dick*

Who wants a cocko taco?

an Alastor Apology Form

Feel free to print this out for any disloyal little bitches you might know

If you only drank your own piss, how concentrated could the urea get?