Chronic Lizard Brain

Guncaster is my favourite doom mod for this, not least because you play as a hot dragon in it

60. gorp

So flourishing is a crime now

:)

An illustration of an amateur home renovation blueprint drawing surrounded by a calculator, a cup of coffee, and a clipboard with documents on it. The blueprint depicts a modest two bedroom suburban home with an addition at the rear; it holds a large bin of enormous pears. The documents read "Renovation Budget: Kitchen $10,000 Living Room $3,000 A/C $4,000 Pear Wiggler $200,000 Floor $5,000. A post-it note atop the document reads "Someone who is good at financing budget this- My family is wiggling"

The Author's Barely Disguised Home Improvement

One of the things bothering me about how people are responding to the Epstein files is that there are tons of conspiracies being created and spread about what’s in them, rather than people just believing the victims like they could have been doing for years now

A photo of a bunch of NASA research documents, with titles like "STRUCTURAL MARGINS OBSERVED IMMEDIATELY PRIOR TO EXCEEDANCE", "PRELIMINARY ANALYSIS OF UNEXPECTED WOBBLE IN A RIGIDLY NON-WOBBLING SYSTEM", "OBSERVED PERFORMANCE OF COMPONENTS KNOWN TO HAVE BEEN INSTALLED BACKWARDS", "COGNITIVE LOAD IMPLICATIONS OF ACRONYMS REFERRING TO OTHER ACRONYMS", "THRMAL CHARACTERISTICS OF MATERIALS DESCRIBED AS 'PROBABLY INFLAMMABLE'", "ON THE REPEATED SURVIVAL OF SYSTEMS NEVER INTENDED TO WORK", "THE EFFECT OF CLIPBOARD ON PERCEIVED AUTHORITY IN TEST ENVIRONMENTS", "MECHANICAL PROPERTIES OF SUBSTANCES EXPOSED TO REPEATED MEETINGS", "ANOMALOUS RESULTS WHICH PERSIST DESPITE STRONG MANAGEMENT DISAPPROVAL", and "A PRELIMINARY ASSESSMENT OF THE MOON'S APPARENT DISINTEREST IN OUR ACTIVITIES"

Some terrifically titled papers from a discovered collection of NASA research documents found in a skip

(with thanks to @juliarez.placid.horse)

A selection of old (60s/70s) NASA research notes.

That time I found a pile of old NASA research documents in a skip and took them home for a lark.

know the difference!

Δθ: change in angle. rotational displacement. spatial transformation.

ΘΔ: change in animal. identity displacement. species transformation.

fixed version

I love a girl with a 12 foot wingspan

If I had a snout I could sleep under all these blankets with just my little nose poking out for fresh air. Who designed this universe. 🤷

A tired, annoyed microraptor demands coffee, prompting a response from an off-camera human; "Sit, then." This prompts an immediate "Fuck you" from the dinosaur.

TFW you're a dinosaur but they still make you have a job and now there's humiliating down talk (they have no idea how highly capable a microraptor hen with caffeine withdrawal can be at mauling).

Freya sitting on a chair like bored royalty, surrounded by a golden treasure hoard

Beautiful new art of my Freya by the ever lovely @yunnylynx.bsky.social

What questions will you ask of the Dwagon before her attention shifts?

hello I show tram again

‼️ URGENT ‼️ REPOST MY MA! THIS CAN SAVE MY KIDS AND I FEOM BEING HOMELESS . THREE OF MY KIDS ARE UNDER TEN. ONE OF MY KIDS IS DISABLED AND HIGH NEEDS. MY CAR IS SMALL AND WITHOUT HEAT. WE NEED IMMEDIATE HELP

Maslow's hierarchy pyramid filled with "games where your mouse turns into a little gauntlet"

*need*

sona redesign for @beanhowitzer.bsky.social

a grey hare using a quill to summon pencil-lined sigils from a floating spellbook. They're dressed in a layered blue-green outfit with a cape and a blanket tied as a sash around their waist. The floating book has a silver dragon's head emblazoned on the front and there is a small geometric baby owlbear familiar to their right.

Rowan's second-year update ✨🧙🐇

i think its funny that at some point journalists stopped being allowed to understand a situation because any synthesis is, of coursed, biased towards the observable facts

feral hot_mess transformation

Another weekend, another couple hours on my bunny project.

Lucky's now drifting about and she vanishes when certain actions happen or if she's too far away. She comes back a few seconds later. She also vanishes if she's in the way of the camera during combat.

#CherubDev #UE5

eggbug plush on top of a larger don-chan plush

"They have your eyes!!"

"You know what they say, the eggbug doesn't fall far from the taiko!"

"They do say that, yes!"

Lord of the sea~ 🌊

Error: entity released

...horrifying message without context, thank you

brat deathclaw vs bully deerclaw, who wins? >:)

super nice art piece by letsdrawcats on Furaffinity ft my friend buhkar2!

#deathclaw #fallout

it is worth saying quite loudly that the conspiracy theories are still not correct

digital drawing of an anthro harpy eagle character. they have a strong build, a crest of feathers with overall grey and white feathers, and stripe patterns. they also have a bright orange eye and yellow talons on both hands and feet.

digital drawing of an anthro leucistic blue jay. they are facing away with wing-arms out, they are mostly a light cream color with light blue and tan feathers with white splotches throughout

digital drawing of an anthro black baza hawk character. they seem to be jumping down with bright orange foot talons out, and have black, grey, orange and brown feathers with grey talons and orange claws

digital drawing of an anthro budgie. they are hopping cutely in the air and have yellow feathers head with green stripes on their cheeks and shoulders. the rest of their body is varying colors of green with orange and yellow on the inside of their wings and peach colored feet and hands

🐥 hey have you heard? bird is the word

If you campaigned for the presidency on a promise to destroy these assholes, you would win a landslide the size of FDR in 1936, when he campaigned on a promise to destroy these assholes.