Hunter

Yall mind if a white girl speak a lil tamaranian?

Throw that shit in a standardized attack pattern, dodge roll if you can

Closest humanity has gotten to reinventing the wheel was putting wheels on luggage, essentially recreating the wagon

I wish my mother wasn't chronically online. Like I wanna be able to piss people off by calling out bullshit on my Insta, but I dont wanna piss of someone I see everyday

I feel like everyone should know that suddenly, for surely no particular reason, September 10th 2025 saw a sudden uptick in streams for Wu-Tang Clan's "Protect Ya Neck"

People who say "as ive gotten older i empathize more with squidward" have lost the plot, hes the antagonist because he believes he is too tired and over it to make the boring things fun, instead choosing to suffer and make it everyone's problems.

When Baby Keem said "I could not fuck with no corny bitch" he was talking about Drake

How come the people who dont know shit about dick always have the most "advice" to give

Wtf do you mean an allegedly reliable source for New England Patriots inside info has been getting reports off AI-generated tik tok videos

Wendy's Frosties shoot a McFlurry in the back of the head

THE CROSSROADS HAS BECOME THE LEAST EFFECTIVE MOVE IN WWE WTF

Therapy office waiting room has wifi, cookie run time

CAN THESE CUSTOMERS PLEASE STOP EATING IN THE STORE I CANNOT PLAY MUSIC WITH PROFANITY WHEN THEY ARE AROUND AND I CAN ONLY HEAR RASCAL FLATTS SO MANY TIMES BEFORE I WANT TO RASCAL FLATEN MY HEAD IN THE WAFFLE IRON

How long before buy now pay later schemes become truly universal. Like imagine if you could Klarna a hitman?

I always thought people who couldn't stay on beat were just rage baiting but I was proved wrong last night, by the dude sitting next to me looking at me to figure out when to clap on beat

Hulk Hogan is dead and I've never been happier

Cybertruck parked outside my work, let's see if they come in and get ice cream (if they do ill post more about it)

Anyone suprised by the Cheating CEO meme's longevity apparently doesn't remember Hawk Tuah. Its a simple formula, as the average age of a meme's enjoyed rises, the lifespan of that meme increases exponentially, far past the point of it being funny. The epitome of this effect can be seen in Minions

1000 likes = 1 picture of a box of raisins i'll find online somewhere

Inflation signs: People have stopped complaining that a Ben and Jerry's small cup (2 scoops) is 7.50, something they regularly complained about when I started working here is 2023

Character concept: South American man goes on a trip to Alaska, and gets attacked by a wolf. Becomes a werewolf, but specifically a gray wolf. He gets back and his inner wolf cannot adapt to the climate, so every full moon he becomes lethargic and depressed, just kinda slowly walking around

Hot take: WWE needs more short-reign champions. Like I'm talking win one PPV, lose the next. Real trivia question champions

Drunk of seltzers listening to classic rock woth my dad

Furthermore, as a born and raised New England bitch, I 100% judge people who call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies", cuz your telling me you hear a special humanized name for a small chocolate topping and you CANT FIGURE OUT WHATS GOING ON? "Oh I grew up saying it" and I grew up saying abadabado grow up

Also, my goal one day is to be relevant enough to the public that my political opinions are publicly mocked and ridiculed by the most annoying right-wing commentators on Fox News, so I can watch as they fish for any insult to throw at me with their unathletic abilities

First up, you can tell where the country is at mentally by just how few people are actually saying "happy 4th" and "happy independence day"

Some thoughts from a 13 hour shift incoming

OC for the SpongeBob universe but its a racetrack called the Weenie Hut Speedway

Good job OKC, congrats to the Pacers too. A real Cinderella story, except instead of a glass slipper Halliburton left literally his entire right leg on the court

This page is going to get anywhere from 35%-400% more political depending on how this next week goes