Pet Shop Boys have a trove of these — most of their best deep cuts have really long titles
“This must be the place I waited years to leave”
“I don’t know what you want but I can’t give it anymore”
“You only tell me you love me when you’re drunk”
“I wouldn’t normally do this kind of thing”
04.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you're considering making a batch, it's easy to find "fermentation lids" of various designs on Amazon that fit wide-mouth mason jars. In a pinch, you can just put a clean towel on top and secure it with rubber bands, but you may end up having to remove some (harmless) mold from the top at the end
03.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You need to break down the cell walls so that the salt can get in, which is what makes the difference between fermentation and rotting. Traditionally, this is done by kneading the salt/cabbage mixture, but we're advanced and have motors to do the hard work for us. :)
03.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
YouTube video by Adam Roach
Sauerkraut
03.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Concretely, you end up with an entire arsenal’s worth of ham-fisted Checkov’s Guns that never get resolved or even acknowledged. I’m tempted to cite examples because it’s hard for one-off nonsequiturs to be real spoilers, but I suppose people might consider them spoilers anyway.
03.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I think I would be a much bigger booster if they’d bothered to write an ending for the series. At some point in the final season or two, it gets to feeling like they’re just showing up on set with no prepared script or direction, and just doing high-concept improv.
03.02.2026 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It’s true, but none of them are America’s equivalent of Beethoven.
02.02.2026 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If the first five sections aren’t entirely about un-stealing SCOTUS, then it won’t be worth anything.
02.02.2026 11:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Screenshot: the post I’m replying to,
Followed immediately by a post that simply says “🚨 Banana Bread is in the oven. 🚨”
This got really dark really fast
02.02.2026 11:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
this jthm panel lives rent-free in my head and i’m so glad i have a relevant opportunity to post it today haha
02.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
“Always has been” meme with the text
“Wait, they’re ALL murderous thugs?”
“Always have been.”
02.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
02.02.2026 05:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I see you have the good sense not to create a NextDoor account.
02.02.2026 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“Wharrgarbl” meme (dog trying to eat a sprinkler sterner and getting absolutely soaked) but with the word “wharrgarbl” replaced with “wambsganss”
Look, I know it’s a very low form of humor, but I literally can’t read any news about this upset without this image popping into my head.
01.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
“Wharrgarbl” meme (dog trying to eat a sprinkler sterner and getting absolutely soaked) but with the word “wharrgarbl” replaced with “wambsganss”
Look, I know it’s a very low form of humor, but I literally can’t read any news about this upset without this image popping into my head.
01.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Every time something like this happens, I have to remind myself that the LLM companies are selling these services at a loss, and the actual operating cost — mostly electricity — is actually much higher than the ridiculously high numbers end-users are paying.
01.02.2026 15:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The avatar is literally the “tres comas” thing from Silicon Valley. :)
01.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Conveniently, I just need to put it on the back patio to do so… :)
01.02.2026 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I think I had in the back of my mind that this is one of the recipes that I usually double, and then of all nights for me to decide to increase the ratio of dumplings because everyone always wants more dumplings… something seemed maybe wrong when I was measuring out 5 1/2 cups of flour, but…
01.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I’m not sure where I miscalculated, but I have accidentally made an incomprehensibly large batch of chicken and dumplings. What am I going to do with two gallons of chicken and dumplings.
01.02.2026 02:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Bottle of ketchup:
WHATABURGER
Spicy
KETCHUP
WITH JALAPEÑO
WAKE
UP YOUR TASTE BUDS
NET WT. 20 OZ (1 LB 4 02) 567g
Look, this stuff is pretty decent.
01.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
Fuck me, I open this to see what it is and there's a 15-minute old report like three miles away from my house, picture and all.
31.01.2026 21:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“C’mon do something” meme captioned “c’mon do the thing.” There is nothing at the end of the stick, to avoid crossing any bright lines.
31.01.2026 19:27 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this” meme
31.01.2026 19:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Is 1939 “modern”?
31.01.2026 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Everything moves so quickly around here
bsky.app/profile/kiki...
30.01.2026 14:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Screenshot of the OP’s post with a “Bouba” label circled
I mean
30.01.2026 06:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The actual outcomes are somehow even worse than you would probably guess.
30.01.2026 04:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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