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Such an excellent thread! I’m going to heed this chorus of useful advice and wash my cybertruck immediately with salt water and lemon juice. Better leave it on overnight to be sure.

16.08.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
A black cat laying on a black blanket looks at the camera

A black cat laying on a black blanket looks at the camera

My handsome boy πŸ₯°

16.08.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 5975    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 158    πŸ“Œ 7

You may or may not like Gavin Newsom

But California-by itself-is the 4th largest economy in the world

If Trump screws it up-due to tariffs, ICE raids or just plain stupidity-we’ll all suffer

Horribly

15.08.2025 04:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1039    πŸ” 319    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 8

I’m going to keep saying this- You don’t fight fascism with fascism light. We don’t fight fascism by sacrificing Gaza, trans folks, unhoused people, migrants, etc. We fight fascism by building a strong coalition INCLUDING everyone and fighting for a better world for EVERYONE. There’s no other way

15.08.2025 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1737    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 28

What do they think I’m doing, texting on a Thursday

14.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kid also hung out with some sorority members, and said that whenever two were alone, they’d talk shit about the rest. β€œThat sounds normal. Insecure but normal,” I said.

14.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My kid attends night school at their college and lives at home to save (estimate) half a million dollars. Kid attended a two week study abroad with students who pay that half million, and came back very thoughtful. β€œI think I was the only one who’d earned my spending money, or budgeted it.”

14.08.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Mosquito is a great metaphor

14.08.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. Washington DC is a safe and beautiful city. The museums are stellar. The food is incredible. The people are joyful and unified in their loathing of mosquitos. Don’t come at us. Come at the mosquitos.

14.08.2025 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 152    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

BREAKING: Federal court blocks and limits most of Florida law targeting school library books.

The only constitutional application is its "harmful to minors" provision, which limits obscene material that had already been banned from school libraries.

More to come at Law Dork: www.lawdork.com

13.08.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1581    πŸ” 451    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 19

The Human Condition tbh

13.08.2025 09:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We all have to find joy even if it’s frustrating at times πŸ’™

13.08.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you. <3

12.08.2025 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The fun stuff* is all difficult** whyyyyy(ne).

* sewing my cosplay, or learning this song for Elf Choir
** I am really late to start on all this shit, like 30 years

thank u for your time in listening to me complain about nice things

12.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’•πŸ’•

11.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And I have a crew! It'll be fun times! :D

11.08.2025 15:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thank you, i hope so! stupid social anxiety!

11.08.2025 14:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've come to the sad conclusion that due to age and health, I am not going to be able to drink alcohol at my upcoming fun convention. Social anxiety will sadly arise but fuck it, I'll be dressed in my Pink NazgΓ»l Club outfit for most of it, which is probably more freeing than alcohol anyway.

11.08.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I recall posting something to that effect recently. When your whole worldview is based on the belief that a certain type of person should have the most power, anything that makes it harder to determine what kind of person someone is screws up the whole house of cards. Trans, queer, mixed, etc.

11.08.2025 04:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not only that! But society ghettoizes people at both ends of the aging spectrum. 18 to 55 year olds never want to see children or old people. They get shunted off to enclaves where we don’t have to deal with the realities of childhood or death.

11.08.2025 02:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed, and *in addition*

Attempts to exile children from public society are de facto attempts to exile a whole lot of women from public society, too.

Sitters are expensive and men often feign helplessness when it comes to caring for kids even for a few hours at a time.

10.08.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 273    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG @stephanieway.bsky.social look at this idyllic dick umbrella sunset

11.08.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy. Can’t wait for women to not be allowed to wear pants.

11.08.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Child free people who are actively mean to kids have forgotten that they, too, were once kids. Were they self-hating?

10.08.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you know this is completely false given all the actually good stuff the Biden administration got through and yet got *zero* credit for from the electorate.

yes, they also did a lot of legitimately bad stuff and/or didn't do some other basic good things, but that's a red herring here.

10.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, totally. And it’s ironic that doing away with gender fluidity makes them MORE oppressed.

10.08.2025 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Forgive me for being slow, but I just realized why the far right is so against gender fluidity: they need bio women to stay bio women because they need to have a clear population to oppress. If people have fluid genders, then who they oppress becomes uncertain. So, TERFs, how do you like them apples

10.08.2025 22:58 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

all my life i've been pronouncing ague "agg" like "plague" ... :o

10.08.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they resurrect old women as their 20 year old selves, too. it's amazing how death glamorizes us all.

10.08.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the summer of 1989 I took a high school program in Russian studies offered by UC Berkeley grad students. After the wall & USSR fell, the field of Russian studies as a whole was in shambles. Betw AI & Trump's assaults on universities & the economy, I'm starting to get a familiar feeling.

08.08.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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