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what a fucking joke. they make money off us and complain that they "can't cover" what we pay them for. :| gotta love it.

Prettt sure I would have been Monkut Gerald after my two grandfathers. Not sure if I would have gone by Monkey or Jerry.

😱… oh boy. I am braced.

Listen the reason why McDavid extended for 2 years with the Oilers and not sign with the Leafs is because he was like, why should I get eliminated by the Panthers in Round 2, when I can extend my playoffs by 2 more rounds.

Red-state dweller here, please spread this news to the rest of the idiots who are being actively lied to that only "illegals" are being cut from health care.

This thread highlights a point I have been making for many years: the logic of authoritarianism and the logic of domestic abuse are exactly the same. It is only a difference of scale.

whenever i hear his voice i remove at least six months of wanting sex from the end of my natural life, i think i'm down to ending at age 55 now

respect, human, no matter which direction your pants

If this is an example to the world for how NOT TO BEHAVE i hope everyone else is taking notes

White House Signals It May Try to Deny Back Pay to Furloughed Federal Workers

Why is it a smart idea to piss off all of YOUR OWN employees?

During a shutdown, the federal government can deploy troops to invade US cities but can’t send WIC funds to states to feed infants and children. Speaks volumes about how the rules around shutdowns systematically serve GOP priorities while harming everyone else.

Congrats to Nicole and her newfound freedom to build a willing harem.

all hockey begins and ends in nothing, the void is greater than the contents of any one season. if you skate on a frozen pond in the middle of Sunshine Arena will anyone notice if it is melting -- wait what were you saying

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A painting of Data from Star Trek: the Next Generation, holding his orange Tabby, Spot

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Then why are you providing a $20 billion bailout to Argentina and helping them cut deals with China that crush American soybean farmers?

Mocking their stupidity and hypocrisy clearly works like a charm. If it didn’t, we wouldn’t be getting all the frantic screaming fits for censorship.

Young’s opinion, which rules that the Trump admin illegally targeted pro-Palestinian students for deportation, is absolutely scathing.

“In all our history we have never tolerated an armed masked secret police…ICE brings indelible obloquy to this administration and everyone who works in it.”

Knowledge is power and that's why bad people are putting so much effort into tainting or destroying information right now

She’s amazing, I love that.

Al poses with Elijah Wood

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

We continue.

I still think it’s backwards that every mass shooter owning an AR-15 is considered a right while their victims’ healthcare is considered a privilege.

CEO pay is up 1,094% since 1978, while worker pay is up just 26%.

Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?

If you see this picture post a random image from your device.

New strategy: send cold texters the most recent ActBlue beg.

Just for Orlando: The Center. They might want to call and ask there.

We are 38? Oh nice

Holy shit scorched earth motherfucker

Florida friends looking for COVID and flu shots: I got mine at the local Minute Clinic inside the CVS. No prescription needed.

Literally the only time I had to answer anything about being high risk according to the new guidelines was on the app when I made the appointment and it was a yes or no.