Philomena Sunstone, CEO

It's good to be back on Earth. Spending some much needed time with my wonderful family and away from the Internet yellow heart emoji.

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And the BIGGEST props to @anteatermom.bsky.social for playing Philomena Sunstone! Adding this to our #testimonials page as we speak

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*your, this is what happens the moment a CEO is no longer in charge

THANK YOU to everyone who planned, participated in, and watched our Eight Nights of Light! We hope we made yout Hannukah a little brghter.

We're changing plans! At 8pm Eastern, I will be going live with my assistant Beth and two Sunstone employees to play Peak, a game which symbolizes the physically and mentally arduous task of managing this podcast network, and the teamwork required to come out on top!

I'll be showing you people what you'll be missing without me tonight, but yeah, podcasts are back on the menu and I'm taking a break.

You people haven't appreciated anything I've done, so I'm going to have to oversee this "zone" myself!

We, uh, haven’t heard from Philomena today so we’ll just assume she liked our idea for tonight’s stream and run with it. Come watch videos with us for Moonshot Movie Night at 7:30 EST on moonshot.mov!

Is this network worth the harassment?

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The puppet idea could be all capital letters big!

Nothing like a day at the spa to make me feel once again ready to oversee video production and the downfall of the audio medium! Streaming killed the podcast star!

Good idea!

I'll send her a memo on this, though! I don't think she knows how expensive that was to rush order

I've been pulling for you guys, but the best I could get was a donation made in your name to The Human Fund.

Unfortunately I don't think she trusts anyone's promises that she hasn't known for a decade

I think she wants a distinct visual aspect. She told me something about wanting to "cocomelon the viewers"

Maybe you'll say I've got Stockholm Syndrome (fake misogynistic disorder) or that I've got no life (I actually have a girlfriend and play intramural soccer in the summer) but I really care about Philomena and I care about this company! She's always treated me well.

-Beth

Truth be told, I think Mrs. Sunstone is actually on the cusp of a personal breakthrough! I don't feel bad posting this because she's already posted this publicly, intentional or not, but she emailed her son for the first time in a decade last night. I think good things are coming!

Mrs. Sunstone is temperamental and stubborn, but she's not heartless. I do think her mind can be changed on this! Let me know if you have any ideas!

Sorry about the podcasts. Been doing what I can to make sure you get the ones that were already set to release. Hope you enjoyed Bump in the Night and the finale of Interstitial Investigations!

Mrs. Sunstone put her phone on my desk and said "here, you deal with the Internet today, I'm going to the sauna to think things over!"

So hi guys, this is Beth :)

Please stop rioting in the streets, the streams are good!! You don't need to listen to the finale of Interstitial Investigations that badly!!

We were told this video is "not for release", but we're also supposed to be "releasing" "video" content? So, uh, here's this.

See you tonight on moonshot.mov?

Now that we did all of the permanent fixes and replaced our roof, it's time for us to actually get my house in order. Luckily our new owners(?) said they have just the person to do the interior design work. It's...

Oh.

Oh no.

Riley Fixes Andrew's House, live tonight at 7:30 at moonshot.mov.

Sunstone Studios asks: Is this good? Do you like this? Is this what you wanted? Why are Moonshot hosts STILL PUBLISHING PODCASTS, despite being CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED not to?

Whatever. We'll see you at 7:30 EST on moonshot.mov.

And Beth, can you call IT tomorrow? This phone is broken, it's just transcribing whenever it pleases now. Yes, posting too. There's a big crack around the blue sky app button and the post button from when I threw it against the bookcase last night, I think that's what's doing it. What does it matter

No, that's all for tonight, thank you. There's a bonus in your salary this week for all the late nights. Sorry. You know how this time of year makes me.

Dear Remington. I'm writing to apologize. The therapy that I have been doing this year made it finally sink in what you've told me many times. I was not a good mother to you. I'm going to be better. No, erase that sentence. I'd like to do better, if you will let me. No that's too weak. Beth, how wou

That was probably the best stream of my career at Moonshot, thank you so much to everyone who watched and played along!