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0915. On a friday. And my heart is melting for a random human I have never met, and random fuzzy pair I have never met.

Because I understand loss and how it affects us all, human and furfamily alike, in different ways....

Me, sipping coffee checking news...

CDC: Yeah so... let's end HepB vax for newborns

Me, packing bags for Proxima Centauri.

What a dark time we live in. If war, famine, affordability, genocide, and fascism don't get you, then preventable diseases will.

Yes I also see the warping of what's been said to justify other things, and using women as a pawn in the statement. I can see it clear as a lighthouse.

I'm just shocked they said the loud part, well, loudly. Usually other way around.

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I mean, just let the wookie win this one.

Yes it's real. Yes I checked myself. Yes I'm staring at it in total disbelief. Yes the irony of posting that, on a site which has become fascist, is not lost on me.

Somewhere between 0400 this morning at 1300 hours, I woke up in an alternate reality.

When you have Khamenei posting in :checks notes: in favour of women... wait, that can't be right... has anyone vetted this? You have? It's real? Well holy beaver tails slapping my ass I'm buying a lottery ticket.

Wait wait wait wait WAIT WAIT HOLD ON

THE Ayatollah?

LIKE THE DUDE

Is... advocating... FOR women?!?!

Look I know I went to bed at the butt crack of dawn this morning, and I may be sleep deprived, but ....

HUH?!?!?!?!

What in the jumanji jumpin' jacks mental aerobatics is going on?!?!

=squints at Romania=

That's kinda the point of the drone?

Was it shadowing a target? You know, like a shadow fleet for Russia?

Like I get their point... but, that's why you work with Ukraine to establish safe shipping lanes and inspect your shit so it's not allowing shadow tankers? HELLO?

I mean there's whole ass brand new buildings being built, TODAY, NEW!!! BRAND NEW!!!!

And all they have is stairs.

Like....

Hello?

... b ut... huh?

If we can make fire extinguishers with pictures on it (remove language) and we can have frickin Braille on them too (which is pretty rad!), then? Hello?

I put treaties in quotes because in my mind, a treaty is a mutually beneficial and followed agreement.

And we've not done that. Not even close. Sooooo yeaaahhh.

Listen to Emma folks.

Long ago, I was like "oh canada is pure and never did anything wrong".

Then I learned of the geneva convention. Of residential schools. Of boil water advisories. Of the supposed "treaties" with First Nations. About the Beothuks. The list goes on.

Hundreds of years indeed. AND STILL CONTINUING.

You would dare drink golden milk in bed?!

Like, with the non zero possibility of dozing off mid sip and spilling the rest??!?!

Bold! 🤣

Your gut is telling you something is off and needs attention. But you already know this.

I hear you though... I defended myself more than once. Overreacting they said. Terminated twice. Shit stings, even with vindication years later.

Best wishes. :)

Thanks for the info - I do not know all the quirks :)

I am in this post and I didn't ask for this callout.

No I will not elaborate on which point(s) are relevant to me. What, give away all the secrets on the first go? Psh - where is the mystery.

Yo for real. The only time I have ever removed footwear on a plane is when I actively switched my shoes from the pair I had to my spares because of a liquid spill all over them. Number of flights I've taken: lots. Number I switched my shoes: one. So yeah keep them grippercovers on!

Last I remember it was a spectacular self-ownage straight into a court martial with his own testimony damning him to hell and back and shocking the shit out of even the tribunal.

So, I'd say we're right on target (ouch, too on the nose?)

The A/C office comment makes me think of the movie A Few Good Men, quote:

"... to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said 'Thank you', and went on your way."

The only "fog" drunkseth knows is the bourbon vapours from this morning's pick me up.

Fog of war my ass.

You have MQ9's that can count how many hairs are on my chin from 3 miles away and drop a rock, a ROCK, within 30 feet of me, never mind a precision munition.

So what he said was:

"We hit it twice because we couldn't tell if our shit works" meaning shit gear, OR... double tap.

Poseidon: Why would I send a hurricane when you're fucking things up better than I could have ever dreamed of.
Hades: Yknow Noem, Poseidon is right. And that's coming from ME. Like, hi, hello, do you know who I am?

Noem: OMG ANTI MURICAISTS!

Anything which can be used to fit his narrative(s)

Both.

As a Canadian, what's that?

Even though straight, I understand the time travel, food, and distraction parts 😂

The rest is a blur. Lots of colours and sparkles and brain dropping out. But... I've always been an outlier so...

TLDR: rainbow graph is prettier and way more fun. But also LMAO at the other graph! 😂

*Nomsideration.

Really underscores why drunkseth wanted the press corps to sign NDA's so badly now, doesn't it.

Johnson is nothing more than a limp noodle.

Wait... HEAR ME OUT?!?!

Okay at great risk, you said ex right?

GWORL YOU DON'T OWE EM SHIET.

Wolf that down! Carpe diem!

"It's just sitting there.... delicious-minously!"