Nick TenBrink

No, not that lean.

Orgs running lean is the theme

All in all, it is seeming pretty ‘normal’ for the metro tech market.
Same bs as usual.

Define “shit show” *waves hands around* .

“Was”

Cray Unicos 1.0 mug

Target has been acquired
#cray #supercomputer

We literally did that yesterday in our soup.

Thou shalt not pretend that you're at war with drug traffickers while pardoning drug traffickers.

Yes.
Chili crisp makes just about anything better

I don’t know Margo!

Oh, and make it Minnesotan.

My father was there with me as witness.

As a person that wears a size 14, I welcome all folks that want to embrace the clown shoe lifestyle

Someone please award me a holiday peace prize;

I’m hosting, and a family member that’s visiting loaded the dish washer like a savage.

I placed my fork in, turned it on, and walked away…

And then, like a sign from god, a truck carry’s a Porto potty arrives, they are hosting 20+ people, and are concerned with a “shitters full” situation.

This person is the neighbors older brother. Says our neighbor can’t come out right now because he’s having a circuit breaker issue because of all of the Christmas tree lights.
There are MANY

Had a National Lapoons Christmas Vacation situ going on today

We borrowed a neighbors wood chipper for the day and brought it back to their house

A man with ‘Cousin Eddy’ vibe appears and I tell him we’re bringing the wood chipper back, his reply “I didn’t know he had one, this is great!”

“Yes” is the volume

I have answers.
They may just not be the answers to your questions.

Comic. Graph with x-axis is time and y-axis is productivity when a major internet service goes down, showing that after the outage begins the line splits, with one end trending down for people whose work relies on the service and with an upward boost for people whose work doesn’t rely on the service. Top branch of line has mini art of a person sitting at their computer desk thinking, “Aw man, the outage took down the Star Wars Legends Wiki.”

Service Outage

xkcd.com/3170/

Because you already know that finger smells like butthole, so therefore it can only smell better when you add strawberries.

The name “Piggy Paint” also just hits the topical note

Nope.

Totes loko

Kid nail polish called “Piggy Paint” It is kit of dif colors, are scented, and easily removable.

My daughters nail polish leaves me with more questions than I typically would have

WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.

Lindstrom, MN , Family Pathways thrift store.

I went back and forth multiple times and did not buy it.
I told myself that if someone really needs it, and or the next time I stop in I would grab it.

(Me practicing self control 🤪)

Mug from Cray Research.

This mug is totes Cray

I wonder if my aunts are going to get the punch line 🤪