Me: Hey, bud. Time for bed!
6yo: Okay! But first let me tell you everything I just learned about blob fish!
*20 minutes later*
Me: This is a massive amount of surprisingly accurate information. Now itβs bedtime.
6yo: Oh. I was hoping you forgot. But blob fish are so cool!
31.03.2025 00:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It's always puzzling to know how to disagree politely with someone who states their opinion with complete confidence that everyone holds the same opinion.
25.03.2025 17:44 β π 42 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0
Can we have one day? Just one normal day where nothing βunprecedentedβ or βtyrannicalβ happens? Iβm so tired of living in 1930s Germany but with internet.
26.03.2025 14:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Today sheβs making her siblings dinner for the first time. Tomorrow sheβs got a full day of school and play practice. For this weekend, she wants to go drive around and find a protest to join. Not how I saw motherhood going, but proud to see she already knows she has a voice and can use it.
23.03.2025 23:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
1st-3rd century Roman gaming dice used the same pips as modern dice
21.03.2025 04:35 β π 40 π 3 π¬ 2 π 0
3yo: Oh, can I have some of your soda?
Me: No, itβs all gone. Iβll throw it away when Iβm done working.
3yo: Itβs ok! I get you another one!
*comes back with another diet dr pepper* Here Mama! And I got a cup!
Me: Is that cup for you?
3yo: Yes! So you can share! Cuz we like to share!
#parenting
21.03.2025 13:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
6yo built a leprechaun trap. He was supposed to get stuck in the paint in front of the treasure chest. Heβs gonna be excited he was tricked, and I get to peel the silly string off his dadβs D&D stuff. In the end, I think Iβm the one who really got trickedπ
18.03.2025 02:09 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
What a lovely day to be able to sit on the deck and watch my littlest dragon be brave on the slide π©΅
15.03.2025 19:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
So apparently Iβm the meanest mom in the whole world. Is there an award? A certificate? Trophy maybe? Maybe itβs another mug. A 20 minute cleanup should not be worthy of such a title, but I digress.
11.03.2025 20:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Navy background with white text that says "2 days until stand up for science"
2 DAYS until we STAND UP FOR SCIENCE!
More information on local sites available at www.standupforscience2025.org βοΈ
#standupforscience2025
05.03.2025 14:08 β π 351 π 145 π¬ 5 π 31
We should all care.
03.03.2025 12:51 β π 2741 π 755 π¬ 84 π 32
The moon tonight. #Astronomy #Astrophotography
03.03.2025 03:35 β π 215 π 20 π¬ 2 π 0
9yo: Thereβs no nacho fries from Taco Bell?
Me: Theyβre discontinued here. Sorry, lovely.
9yo: WHAT? DID TRUMP DO THIS TOO? DID HE GET RID OF MY NACHO FRIES?
Me: I know Dad is a fed employee, and we donβt know-
9yo: ITβS HIS FAULT.
Me: Youβve gotta stop listening to us talk.
9yo: Heβs the worst.
03.03.2025 04:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
01.03.2025 21:24 β π 1417 π 336 π¬ 24 π 17
Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025!
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
12.02.2025 17:04 β π 11523 π 5463 π¬ 291 π 674
This art was painted around the time Ukraine and Russia began their war. At that time, I painted this art while watching live cameras in Ukraine. It is a beautiful landscape but also a sad memory.
#Illustration
#NoWar
02.03.2025 05:57 β π 817 π 139 π¬ 8 π 0
6yo: Mom, can we have two things for dinner?
Me: Uhm, spaghetti and rosemary bread is two things?
6yo: No, but two good things?! Like spaghetti and meatballs?
Me: β¦I guess weβre having three things for dinner thenβ¦
6yo: WOAH. YOU CAN DO THAT?!
Weβre easily impressed over here, apparently.
28.02.2025 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ah, yes. Another day of asking myself, βIs this real? What is even happening?β
26.02.2025 14:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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