Magnus (Folklarian)

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

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UPDATE! 142 places checked, around 28km walked, ETA: 4 days for deadline. 1 possible place.

393/2000 for rent
Kofi: ko-fi.com/thefolklarian

There's commissions, wallpapers, stickers & the glorious knowledge you helped a disabled #artist and her Royal Fluffness, Queen Alisse (cat) #donate #cat

hi everyone! I’m opening emergency commissions cause I urgently need to pay my rent and insurance. I desperately need help so please repost this. 5 slots available

Starting price for a portrait illustration is €250,-
Half body €350 ,-

DM me for more information

#helpsky #comissions #art

6 rejections, can't help think am the problem. Weñaiting for an answer, 4 days away from the deadline. Migraine the last 4 days, thankfully not blood pressure, but damn. Queen Alisse knows something is up, bless her heart, she's so supportive. Yes, that's her paper NEST, she gets grumpy without it

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Yesterday I got sick packing up boxes. Today I went out searching for a new place. Now am in bed, without options, even the couch I thought I could count on. The amount I have gathered so far is limiting the places. I'm scared. Please #help me & my #cat avoid homelessnes ko-fi.com/thefolklarian #art

Done with streaming, for today, tomorrow is another day, to work on funding a new home for my cat and I. There's 3 more wallpapers I'm gonna do, all cute and beautiful, so I'll see you at 6pm to do more drawing. #stream #pngtube #artist #catlover ko-fi.com/thefolklarian

Twitch Twitch is the world

#live on #twitch had a bit of a cat-break and now am back to drawing cat wallpapers for #donations to get a home for me and my cat www.twitch.tv/magnusthefol... HELP by coming down to chat, liking sharing too. And donating if you can ❤️

Twitch Twitch is the world

LIVE! drawing my #cat on cute wallpapers for #donations to get a home for the both of us. Come hang out, chat and let's gety kitty and me to safety. www.twitch.tv/magnusthefol... #pngtuber #vtube #twitch #live #art for a #home

As traffic went wild I decided to make things cooler... Am actually excited... #stream for #donations for my #cat is getting exciting, at least for me 😅 #vtube working, tomorrow a 3-5 hour stream and lots of work ko-fi.com/thefolklarian and I am the happiest when making #art

WAITING to start stream but the traffic is greater... Don't they know you're supposed to stay inside on Friday 13th???? 💀💀💀💩 #stream #twitch

I have one oc, that's having the same change, as I grow in age, knowledge and experience. I should make a vs with them too.

Piling boxes, got extension till Feb25, to get it all out/empty. HELP me avoid homelessness by going ko-fi.com/s/ee62647e5c and #donate You can get #cute #cat stickers based on my kitty or lovely original art as wallpapers, made by me (disabled #artist) ART FOR A HOME #originalart

My cat is the CUTEST, lovely, fluffy & sweet, but also at risk of homelessness, with me. I'm Magnus a freelance disabled artist, unfortunately out of time & options, so am trying to reach a goal of 2k at least. I know times are rough, so ALL help is deeply & truly appreciated ko-fi.com/thefolklarian

Tamer Nahed 𓂆🇵🇸 @Tamer_Alnoaizy BlueSky is one of the worst platforms I have ever dealt with. Within seconds of creating a second account, after my first one was shut down just two days after it was created, my account was closed again. This happened despite the fact that I hadn’t posted anything or followed anyone. I was only in the process of adding a profile photo, yet I received an email claiming that my account was “spam” and that it was “causing harm.” What kind of logic is this? The painful truth is that the account was shut down the moment it became clear it was created from inside Gaza. It seems we are no longer allowed to write or speak about what is happening to us here. They are not afraid of content itself, but of our voices and the reality we carry with us. Millions are spent to silence these voices and to erase the truth. I am exhausted by this platform and by how our photos and videos, which document real suffering, are treated as “violations of community standards,” as if pain itself has become a crime. What is happening is not simple moderation or policy enforcement. It is an attempt to erase our existence and bury the truth. And honestly, this is shameful and unbearably painful. [the original poster has included two screenshots showing the email from bluesky admin informing him that his account has been taken down for being 'spammy, inauthentic or disruptive to users'. it's the standard boilerplate you get when they take moderation action.] 2:45 PM · Feb 10, 2026 https://twitter.com/Tamer_Alnoaizy/status/2021234178461704409

palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.

Today I walked 7km searching for a new HOME, since most ads are so expensive, we're hoping to find one place by walking. Legs hurt, joints hurt, but I truly want a place where she (Queen Alisse) can be safe and happy. Tomorrow I'll do a live. Today I'll prep stuff and sleep. I'm pooped. #donation

Wow... She looks like a different person, it's amazing how much you have grown, in your lines, colour and composition. 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

Discord lied.

they’re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

“facial scans will never leave your device” -discord lmao.

Holy cracks... That's some terrible teeth and terrible claws 😱💀💀 love how the fur looks with the insides, like fur and rocks

Queen Alisse Stickers - Folklarian's Ko-fi Shop "Mish" ticker pack 10 stickers made from photos of her Royal Fluffness "Queen Alisse", to use on chat apps or chat options on social platforms, in iO...

Cookie looks very comfy there, Queen Alisse right now is exploring the box-mountain, while I'm intruding here, am sorry for that, but we're in dire need of help to avoid homelessness. I'm a disabled artist, so I'm offering my art, even stickers of the Queen, for donations ko-fi.com/s/ee62647e5c

Queen Alisse Stickers - Folklarian's Ko-fi Shop "Mish" ticker pack 10 stickers made from photos of her Royal Fluffness "Queen Alisse", to use on chat apps or chat options on social platforms, in iO...

Running find a place, asking for help to reach my goal and get a place. ART FOR A HOME! help a beautiful cat and a disabled artist be safe and avoid homelessness. ko-fi.com/s/ee62647e5c you can get #cute #cat stickers for your #donation Thank you so much

BALLAD FOR BLACK CASSANDRA was a new type of personal project for me that I'm still very fond of. You can read it for free in this thread:
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That's what I would call a SHO-drawing. It's so cool, the colors, the pose, really cool

My cat is the CUTEST, lovely, fluffy & sweet, but also at risk of homelessness, with me. I'm Magnus a freelance disabled artist, unfortunately out of time & options, so am trying to reach a goal of 2k at least. I know times are rough, so ALL help is deeply & truly appreciated ko-fi.com/thefolklarian

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>∆< so cute!! I don't have a bunny to offer, but I do have a derpy cat to trade for some help. Hi, am a freelance disabled artist, unfortunately going homeless with my beloved cat. Am using Kofi and offering art for donations ko-fi.com/thefolklarian know times are tough so all help is appreciated

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For a moment I thought it was a photo, the palette is beautiful & the strokes are delightful. Now, separately, can you help me? Feel quite bad asking after comment but am going homeless soon. Im a disabled artist, so I'm asking for help and giving my art for donations ko-fi.com/thefolklarian pleasHe

Attaching, oops 😬

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Aw so cute! Purrfect fit, unlike my cat's, prove attached, and also, hope you don't mind much* me replying with a call for help. My cat and I are going homeless, thou am an artist I'm disabled, in a terrible situation, so am offering my art in exchange for donations ko-fi.com/thefolklarian thank you

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Love how the sky looks aflame while the water is gold and silver. Apart from that, and sorry how awkward this is, but am calling out for help to avoid homelessness. I'm a freelance disabled artist, have no savings, time or options. So I'm offering art for donations ko-fi.com/thefolklarian all welcom

Is it water or mist? A bit cool yet creepy, as it flows. Ah, Hi! sorry, for intruding, do know is a bit uncomfy, but I need help. I'm a freelance disabled artist going homeless, exchanging my art for donations ko-fi.com/thefolklarian Know times are tough, so all help is greatly appreciated. Thank U

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So beautiful, the watercolor texture gives it a dreamlike feel. In another note, & do hope you excuse my barging in like this, but I need help. I'm a freelance disabled artist, at risk of homelessness, without time or much options, offering art for donations ko-fi.com/thefolklarian all help is appre