SJ Kelly

Capitalism didn’t collapse. It uploaded. A savage, satirical ride through cloud serfdom, algorithmic power, and digital lords—where markets vanish, platforms rule, and you’re already working without noticing.

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The Mandelson Problem A scandal with long shadows

Smoky noir meets gonzo politics. Westminster promised clean hands; it got inky fingerprints. The Mandelson affair isn’t gossip—it’s a stress test of judgment, vetting, and power. If standards matter, this matters.

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TikTok Bloodshine How Mafia Cool Went Viral

The Italian mafia’s gone digital, and the countryside isn’t ready. TikTok clout, coded threats, and a new breed of outlaw chasing fame instead of fear. The strange rise of “mobfluencers” shaping crime.
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Stein’s Law meets the Mag 7: what can’t rise forever eventually slows. A sharp, satirical look at concentration, AI hype, and the quiet ways trends stop—before markets notice.
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Invisible College Blues Strangers Watching From the High Dark

Strange lights. Split-second visions. Some see everything; others see nothing. The “Invisible College” has been tracking the pattern for decades. New signals are getting louder. If you feel the sky’s gone strange lately, you’re not wrong. Step into the high dark.
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Fascia Talks Health Secrets, Signals, and Soft Evidence

Fascia isn’t filler — it’s a rumor network wired with movement, memory, and mischievous hope. Walk the line between science and soul, where collagen drinks light, meridians file paperwork, and health lives in motion.

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The 66 Exit Consequences Are Real

Sixty-six exits. Quiet decisions. Ledgers balanced, seats left empty. The 66 Exit traces what happens when institutions are abandoned, influence thins, and the world keeps moving—no slogans, no outrage, just consequences that arrive slowly, measurably, and very real
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The Last Resolution Aspirations Survive When Promises Don’t

From broken resolutions to resilient aspirations, we march through chaos with humor, grit, and hope. A tribute to adapting, experimenting, and moving forward when promises fail.
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Winter Breaks Kindly Holidays Without Hurry

Soft streets. Bells giggle. Tea steams. A light, Irish-tinged Christmas poem—warm, unsentimental, quietly hopeful. Neighbours drift in. Bread travels. Love stays on as winter loosens its grip tonight gently together.
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Flat Line Labor When Jobs Can’t Find People

People don’t move. Vacancies climb. Unemployment stalls. The Beveridge Curve went flat. Not a win— a warning. Flat Line Labor: when hiring breaks and policy stops working.
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Silver Doesn’t Ask Permission The Metal That Keeps the Lights On

Silver doesn’t whisper anymore—it walks tall. Factories hum. Vaults whisper. Prices soar. Paper bluffs. Physical shows teeth.
No nostalgia. It’s voltage. Metal that keeps the lights on is rewriting the script—one ounce at a time. Read the rally between the lines.
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Genesis on Tap Tech Cracks Open the Future

Genesis just cracked the door—and the future is leaking out.
Power beams popcorn, robots build themselves, and the old rulebook quietly catches fire. Genesis on Tap is your fast hit of techno-satire for a world tilting into the strange and spectacular. Click in.

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The Gratitude Gambit Soft Edges of a Loud Holiday

Thanksgiving isn’t quiet—it’s a bright bird, clashing forks, soft truce lines, and laughter. The Gratitude Gambit captures the chaos that somehow turns cozy, the moments where old tension melts and hope walks in anyway. A sharp, warm slice of holiday truth.
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We Asked for Magic And Settled for Algorithmic Sparks

We wanted wonder. Got code. Crowds cheer for placeholders, call it progress. AI isn’t stealing music. it’s teaching us to love the simulation. My new piece looks at what happens when spectacle replaces soul and applause replaces meaning. Read as the lights fade.
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The Pack in the Dark Why the Files Stay Buried

Truth’s stuck in a locked drawer. The delay smells wrong. Not one scapegoat—too many shadows twitching. If you think the stall is about “protecting one man,” think bigger. Much bigger.
Click in. Read fast. Before the lights flicker again.
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Silent Snitch When your heartbeat reports in

Your heartbeat tattles now. The watch knows when you lie, stall, or slack off. Welcome the age of biometric truth—where health & productivity blur into a glowing wristband. Silent Snitch: When Your Heartbeat Reports In. Check it before your pulse gets subpoenaed.
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Concrete Salvation Switzerland’s Underground Religion

Switzerland doesn’t only worship gold—or neutrality. It worships concrete. Beneath postcard mountains and quiet efficiency lies a faith built on blast doors, filtered air, and a national vow: everyone gets a place underground.
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A Moon Dust Mystery Helium 3

They said helium was for balloons. They were wrong.

Helium-3 — the ghost isotope — fuels quantum dreams, freezes time to millikelvin, and maybe powers the next empire. From tritium vaults to lunar dust, it’s the coldest war no one’s watching.

Follow the thread
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The Abundance Mirage Meaning Sold Separately

The Abundance Mirage
Meaning Sold Separately

The future arrives. Kicks down doors.
AI rides shotgun. High on code.
Promises poured. Like cheap bourbon.
Everything free. Nothing cheap...
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Cradles and Cash Gen Z’s twisted scoreboard of success

Cradles and Cash
Gen Z’s twisted scoreboard of success

Dark NBC poll. Cold stats.
Boys want babies. Girls just cash.
Trump guy’s grin. Demo ladies snarl.
Lines drawn deep. Culture war trench...

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Account Suspended Freeze First, Ask Later

Account Suspended
Freeze First, Ask Later

Thailand acts. Banks panic.
Lock doors. Freeze accounts.
Funds vanish. Blame fraud.
Paper shields. Broken vaults...
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Tariff Refunds Bankers Smell Profit

Tariff Refunds
Bankers Smell Profit

Here’s the angle. Cold and straight.
Just rumors. Tariffs as lotto tickets.
Importers need cash. Like yesterday.
Banker’s scent profit. Ready to move...
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The Budget Guillotine Fifth Republic Blues

The Budget Guillotine
Fifth Republic Blues

France cracks. IOUs and mold.
Debt stacked. Piled like crepes.
No syrup. Dripping blood.
Macron winces. Bayrou gone. Lecornu rises...
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Silicon Shrinks Feelings triaged by code

Silicon Shrinks
Feelings triaged by code

Metal therapists talk. Silicon nods.
Cheap comfort. Feelings triaged.
Waitlists on widgets. Bots whisper CBT.
Wellness is booming...
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The Thin Conspiracy GLP-1 in the Shadows

The Thin Conspiracy
GLP-1 in the Shadows

Small jab. Fat hope stirs.
Quick fix. Big dreams burn.
Empty fridge. Colas evaporate.
Tiny plate. Stomach satisfied...
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BRICS Rusted Gears Grinding Toward De-Dollar Dreams

BRICS Rusted Gears
Grinding Toward De-Dollar Dreams

Black ink. Money bleeds slow.
Markets cough. Dusty, old bones.
Leaders trade nods. Sparkling bright eyes.
Deals burn fast. Always after midnight...
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The Crying Alpha Toxic Masculinity Gets a Makeover

The Crying Alpha
Toxic Masculinity Gets a Makeover

He lit the candle.
Camera on. Shirt off.
Healing. Start with breathing.
Then… blames his mother. And his ex...

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Pay-per-Truth Indie Journalism Goes Corporate

Pay-per-Truth
Indie Journalism Goes Corporate

Citizen journalism So it is called.
Truth for hire. Microphones cash stuffed.
Journalism by algorithm.
Ghost funded. Sponsors in suits...

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The Quiet Before the Purge Power Games in Wartime Kyiv

The Quiet Before the Purge
Power Games in Wartime Kyiv

Whispers slither. Shadows in armored halls.
Zelensky shudders. The floor tilts.
Loyalty. Counts for less and less...

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Nine Seconds to Nowhere One Tap Past Redemption

Nine Seconds to Nowhere
One Tap Past Redemption

Glitzy name. Take9.
Wait nine seconds. Don’t click that link.
New testament for itchy fingers.
Just do not click. Pause, goddamn it...

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