Chris Jackson

my mom played 90s rock music for me in the womb so now i can't hear an electric guitar play a minor 7 chord without being reminded of the primordial soup

Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]

Funny Numbers

xkcd.com/3184/

it will never not be insane to me that these drug commercials spend like a solid 45 seconds talking about potential bleeding between the anus and genitals and how it could be fatal

they didn’t leak it to make the shooter look innocent, but to make the victim look guilty. not guilty of a crime. guilty of having a visibly queer wife. guilty of liberalism. guilty of opposing the regime. they don’t seek to exonerate themselves, only to demonstrate who deserves to die.

I just sniped a kid in Overwatch and he wrote "ohhh Kirked me" and I just found out they're using that as shorthand for a good snipe HOLY SHIT LOL

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social @craighorlbeck.bsky.social the Tennessee Titans are closing in on Dayton Triangle territory

Donald Trump just endorsed Andrew Cuomo. Here’s why that’s bad news for Zohran Mamdani.

What is Chris Paul doing in my Love Is Blind reunion?

Tweet from Adrian Bott @Cavalorn 'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

this tweet turns 10 today 🎂🥳

@dannybkelly.bsky.social @dannyheifetz.bsky.social half-baked fantasy punishment: loser has to autodraft the next year and name their team “Clanker Lover”

Opinion | I’ve dedicated my career to promoting free speech on college campuses. Here’s why the murder of a red state college dropout by another red state college dropout means it’s time to fire liberal professors in blue states.

Why did Hollywood studios decide not to make Weekend at Bernie's III? Because they became too woke.

Bluesky is filled with gay people, communists and eagles fans and some people who are all three. Perfect website.

every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards

As a child I pointed this out in Sunday school and was told it was God talking to me

A selfie of Zac Oyama, Ally Beardsley, and Lisa Gilroy in Joker makeup and costumes

hey we noticed you from across arkham asylum and really dig your vibe

in an unfamiliar grocery store wishing for a Dewey decimal system like @hankgreen.bsky.social proselytized

Another one for @senschumer and his fellow brave letter writers

I haven’t watched baseball in years but now I remember how much I hated Johnny Damon for that #keepthebeard

the union guy from the wire s2 should be minority leader

I hate these fascist motherfuckers with every cell in my body and with nearly equal timbre I hate the cowardice of the only people in a position to oppose them who treat it like they were playing crazy 8s over cocktails and watercress sandwiches

The only government agency I’ll ever repost now that the DoE has gone full meltdown

john's solo work: my mind is soft and gay i flee and fly away

george's solo work: won't you look her in your eye, i see me see you see my cry

ringo's solo work: sexy lady mimi made her a martini

paul's solo work: [beautiful baroque intro] a lorry backed over me foot (me foot)

The red hot chili peppers should change it up and start writing all their songs about rhode island

Finally deactivated and deleted both my personal and band accounts on Twitter. I can’t take one more fucking MAGA push notification. Time to skeet.

Friendly reminder: “agree to disagree” can be slightly rephrased as “I value your continued presence in my life more than I care about the resolution of this particular discussion.”

There are many perfectly valid cases where this is not true.

I personally consider the boycott a success because it was a baby practice action for people who have never done that before. People got on board! They got to feel what it was like! It was easy! And when they get asked to do something next, they’ll have an experience to build off of.

Rhiannon Giddens is the latest artist to cancel Kennedy Center gig Folk musician Rhiannon Giddens said on social media that she has moved her May concert – originally scheduled for the Kennedy Center – to a different venue in Washington, D.C.

Folk musician Rhiannon Giddens said on social media that she has moved her May concert – originally scheduled for the Kennedy Center – to a different venue in Washington, D.C.

Severance is incredible sci-fi because it’s not afraid to ask the big questions, like: what if every woman in the world desperately wanted to fuck Adam Scott no matter how bad his haircut was