mike

Or you could all just make less money? You know, how ‘we’re all in it together’? Still, at least it all helps with Labour’s obsession with GROWTH and the money will definitely trickle down.

Once again, Nationalise The Big Shop.

Limp Bizkit bassist Sam Rivers dies aged 48

It is far too early for me to process this. Horrendous news

I don't want tedious search term cunts to find me, but the story being framed as Innocent Fans Unjustly Banned when it should be Ban All Country X's Sports Teams From Everything Because Of All The Genoc1de very neatly sums up just how fucked everything is.

This again.

Bit earlier this morning where I was awake briefly and I could hear the dog dreaming before I fell back asleep and let me tell you lads, it never ceases to be the best thing of all time

WhatsApp’s going *mental*

Screenshot from an episode of I’m Alan Partridge. Fake copy reads: That means I can now listen to Last Train Home again, or I can’t?

Well aware it's because certain platforms value video content which may or may not hold engagement rates longer blah blah blah, but honestly. Just fuck off.

Bands. And. Or. Festivals. Stop. Using. Videos. To. Announce. Tour. Dates. Or. Lineups.

Flu jab day, as I was absolutely riddled with seemingly never-ending colds last year, including The Big One Which Was Probably Actually Covid And Which Ruined Christmas. Fully prepared for it to do nothing whatsoever.

*Place Your Hands by Reef plays*

Julian Barratt in costume as a shaman character in The Mighty Boosh. Copy reads “Sometimes I wonder at the team I have assembled here.”

Me at work at the minute except I didn’t assemble any of the team

The government's obsession with GROWTH is trickle down economics which does nothing to actually assist people with living an affordably enjoyable life. This is not going to get better.

Fewer.

This is some real "you've got to laugh when you fall off a sofa" stuff.

This is going to roll out so badly and be hacked by the boat gangs within *minutes*

This is spectacular

Re-nationalise the National Grid, invest the fuck out of it, and actually put this country in a position to utilise the excess renewable energy we generate. Stop forcing us to turn off wind turbines because we can't store the power thanks to decades of under-investment by the private sector.

Overjoyed to report I am suffering after me and Carly became very vulnerable in the night-time economy (the Motown night at the Prince of Wales)

Nope, we didn't give two shits about fascism. We fought Ze Germans and we proudly haven't shut up about it ever since.

The answer, as fucking always, is shareholder dividends. All the Big Businesses reporting record profits could very easily just make less money instead of blaming having to pay their employees fairly / passing on costs to suppliers.

REPLY TO A FUCKING EMAIL AND EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE FUCKED UP, YOU TWATS

The FUCK OFF at 2:43 in Turn It Off by Bad Luck remains arguably the only good thing in any song of the last two years.

You should give it a whirl through internal Lenovo ThinkPad speakers. Untouchable.

YOU ALREADY WON, YOU ALREADY ONE TWO THREE FOUR

Ed Balls, you utter cunt.

NEW CHEEM (no-one who follows me on the blue skies will like this)

Epping hotel asylum seekers to remain at the Bell, court rules The Home Office and owner of The Bell Hotel in Essex win their legal battle at the Court of Appeal.

Reacting to the latest ruling, Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch said it "puts the rights of illegal immigrants above the rights of the British people".

As a British People, I am LIVID my rights to stay in a hotel in luxury holiday location Epping have been ignored in favour of people fleeing war.

GBOL

I don't particularly care about them musically, but Wolf Alice got a lot of respect from me when I heard their O2 Arena shows were 'only' £39. How long it stays that way is another matter, but fair play to them.

All this is why I reckon Oasis will be back in the UK in 2027.