Gnarlythotep, the Surfer with 1k Toes

Sexual assault allegations seem to be a

BADGE of HONOUR

in tRUMP’s regime !

There is a type of liberal/left bleakness that manifests itself in a compulsion to announce that nothing that doesn't fix everything means anything. The people who feel the need to keep expressing that are victims of our time (and this medium). But they are also ultimately enemies of improvement. >

This 🤡 makes it #AprilFoolsDay 24/7.

#FeelsLikeAnEternity 🤯

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...

Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...

Carl Dean, Dolly Parton's husband of nearly 60 years who inspired 'Jolene,' dies at 82 "Words can't do justice to the love we shared for over 60 years," Parton wrote in a statement.

First, all love to Saint Dolly.

I'm so sad for her loss, and I'm so glad they were able to have the privacy of their relationship on their terms.

www.npr.org/2025/03/04/g...

They try to silence us, hold us back, and strip away our rights, but women always fight back. This #WomensHistoryMonth, we’re doubling down, because when women lead, we all move forward.

Whether in our water, on its bench, or in the White House, the Supreme Court is a big fan of raw sewage.

It’s always funny how the loudest “former sex workers” speaking out against sex work only seem to find their moral compass after they’ve used the money to fund their degree, start a business, or secure a cushy new life. Like, sis, you weren’t trafficked—you were capitalist until comfortable.

Okay, so, all of us outside reality would greatly appreciate if you lot could not try to pin the Dark Sages on us. We had nothing to do with those nutcases. Believe it or not, humankind is perfectly capable of apocalyptic evil without involving eldritch abominations. It's kind of your thing, y'know.

Please don’t get us involved. The Sages aren't our fault.

Swasticar, Wankpanzer, Deplorean

I'm willing to give a pass to people who bought a Tesla before Phony Stark went mask off, but people who own that blocky abomination get no mercy.

Donald Trump and Republicans in Congress are threatening the health care of 3.4 million Illinoisans to give tax breaks to the rich.

People will be stripped of lifesaving care. People will die – and blood will be on their hands.

Protestors met JD Vance in Vermont when he went to vacation there today. This is a good one:

A reminder for these times.

Kansas senator's rural town hall meeting swamped by people mad at Trump administration Republican Kansas Sen. Roger Marshall ended a rural town hall meeting early after people angry about budget cuts, funding freezes and other actions by President Trump shouted the senator down.

Add it to the list www.kcur.org/2025-03-01/k...

As of today, a new term has entered our language. A “rubio” is a spineless lump of nothing. Example: Don’t be such a rubio.

We invited Elon Musk to defend himself in front of the American people.

He was too much of a coward to show up.

Republicans are cowards.

NEW: Senator Marshall (R-KS) RUNS AWAY, fleeing his own town hall after being asked about DOGE firing Veterans. MAKE HIM GO VIRAL.

Social media post by 'Sarah Ironside' with the text: '“Praise Jesus, we successfully voted to take food and healthcare from poor people to benefit the rich. Amen.”' The post includes a photo of Mike Johnson in a suit with glasses, holding papers and raising his hands in a prayer-like gesture, set against a blue background.

The hypocrisy is off the charts.

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore WASHINGTON—Addressing the ongoing outbreak in Texas that has infected at least 124 state residents and killed one child, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. vowed Thursday to mak...

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore

“Phase one” 🙄

Surely @MarshaBlackburn will continue to demand transparency and she wasn’t being performative when she demanded the Epstein files be released in their entirety

Even Laura Loomer is calling bullshit on this

Maybe someday, women in America will have as many rights as guns do.

😳 this dude ran the FSB [KGB]!

I think I figured out why his spaceships keep blowing up.

Legitimately the stupidest man alive I cannot fucking STAND this shit

Trump administration and republicans have to remember they only have the office for four years, all of these things can be used now by a democratic administration. I don’t think they know the precedent they are setting for future presidential administrations.

Generated by Make it a Quote User: aoc.bsky.social Content: They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.

They need him to be a genius because they cannot handle what it means for them to be tricked by a fool.