Bloody Marissa 🍷🎃

Happy 56th anniversary to Sesame Street! Can you believe it's been 56 years since Ernie first took a bath on national television?

We HAVE to take the little victories where we can get them. We just HAVE to.

a woman is laughing with her arms in the air while standing in front of a door . ALT: a woman is laughing with her arms in the air while standing in front of a door .

OH GET *FUCKED* KIM DAVIS 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

Aaaand I finished the main story!

Hoo boy did that final battle make me wanna rip my hair out but what a great game. Excited to see what the postgame and DLC have to offer (and I'm sure I'll figure out shiny hunting at some point)

YouTube video by Luigi Caddicarus: Bob the Building.

Pokemon Legends Z-A climax spoilers without context: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1FO...

Jacinthe 🤝 Bede

Annoying characters with battle themes that go SO much harder than they have any right to

This is why DEI matters. I’ll leave it at that.

Oh.

Oh dear.

“let that sink in” “the cruelty is the point” YOU’RE NOT HELPING.

IT’S SUNKEN IN TO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL. WE *KNOW* THE CRUELTY IS THE POINT. NO SHIT SHERLOCK.

This is only funny because apparently originally in Japanese this Pikachu specifically has some serious I Be Shittin’ syndrome.
#PokemonLegendsZA

(holy shit though Jacinthe's battle theme SLAPS)

...alright who's gonna be the Volo of Z-A

(RHETORICAL QUESTION I JUST GOT TO RANK B DON'T TELL ME)

Yes it looks leagues better on Switch 2. Of COURSE is looks better on Switch 2. But they announced the same a good solid year before the 2 was even announced and had plenty of time to make it run properly on 1, and it DOES.

Tiny bit of texture pop-in here and there but who cares?

…hold up are people really trying to claim Z-A is *unplayable* on Switch 1?

Are we playing the same game?

Did you play Scarlet and Violet?

Z-A runs absolutely fine on Switch 1, ESPECIALLY compared to ScarVi.

I think it’s only fair to suggest to the “if da flag offends u i halp u pack” crowd that maybe they ought to move to a different part of the country with more like-minded people and leave the rest of us alone since it’s apparently so easy to uproot your life.

Ooh and now they’re back to whining about wanting to separate upstate from NYC.

LEAVE! THE STATE! THEN!

First #PokemonLegendsZA shiny!

(yes I cropped the screenshot because I’m not looking at that ugly fucking rotting tangerine any more than I have to)

“White House Uses Taylor Swift’s ‘Fate of Ophelia’ in TikTok Video”

Wow it’s that bad huh?

Also the same people who hated Cuomo just because he was the Dem governor love him now that he’s a known sex pest. Not even remotely subtle.

That’s not me just taking a cheap shot at the south. These are the kinds of people with Confederate flags on their trucks who think they’re darn tootin’ country boys despite living a short drive away from the Canadian border.

It’s just so funny to me as a New Yorker when the little red pockets throw a tantrum because they live in a blue state.

Well shit Cletus that’s just the way it is here! Population density and all that! Move to Alabama if you wanna be a deep southern redneck so bad!

Oh I’ve got a good one!

Jonathan Winters from Bloopy’s Buddies

(please do the orange one next pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

a crab is crawling on a sandy beach ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach

ROT IN PISS CHENEY

I’m glad it’s socially acceptable to constructively criticize her now because my god I will NEVER understand why the entire planet straight up WORSHIPS this woman.

And I’m no Shakespeare buff either but if you’re gonna call yourself an English teacher, maybe you oughta walk the walk and do the reading?

Yep there it is. That’s my issue with her in a nutshell.

You can get away with making botched literary references in your love songs when you’re a teenager. It stops being cute when you’re 35.