Nick Salve 🏳️‍🌈

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

I wish I owned an international cat...

Do I look like I have "only eats 56g of pasta" thighs? Have we even met?

US military is buying Tesla Cybertrucks to use as targets for missiles Elon Musk is getting his wish; Tesla Cybertrucks are going to be used by the US military, but perhaps not...

I'm glad it's only two...

Sad to see that much lithium destroyed even if it is "for science."
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I guess, in this scenario, we're constraining the volume so there's just only so much energy it can take away from a ~100⁰F human regardless of velocity.

I hereby publicly declare my hypothesis to be "sunshine"

Yes. We don't really have great, universally understood words for all three dimensions. Think about reading furniture specs. "Deep" usually refers to "front to back" distance. It's confusing in this context because water is involved. But your end conclusion is correct.

I assume both of these fluids have negligible current?

Accounts with default avatars: blocked.

Does anyone actually say "I'm so happy for you" unironically?

Call me old fashioned 😉 but it's never too early to kick off a weekend

I wish, at the end of your flight, they'd say "those of you who don't have anything in the overhead bins are welcome to depart first."

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You can learn a lot about someone by the ads that show up on their Facebook feed.

I used to think that owning a boat was a sign of extreme wealth and financial well-being.

I now understand that it's actually the opposite.

Can we give the "Dads hate vacations" trope a rest? Forever?
"Most expensive vacation ever" or "I don't do matching shirts" isn't as charming as you think.

Trust me, there are other parts of your body you also definitely shouldn't touch!

Front side of my 2,000-learner crash course coin in my palm.

Back side of my 2,000-learner crash course coin in my palm.

Got my crash course coin in the mail today! Strange they're not on this platform... @hankgreen.bsky.social @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social

I've officially been on #tysabri for 10 years to treat my MS. I've had no progression in a decade. This is good news. #msSucks

I know the original context of this gif is sarcastic... That was not my intention

People don't want problems; they want solutions.

You don't have to offer the best or "right" solution but you should offer *something.*

Any solution can be improved but a problem stops everything.

I had a crush on Michelle Branch, ok? There. I said it.

A 2x2 and a 3x3 Rubik's Cube

"Daddy, solve these." - My 8 year old.

My goldendoodle eating ice cream...

Sadie likes ice cream. #dogsOfBluesky #dogSky #puppySky

"The less you look like yourself, the better you look." - Instagram

I do a similar thing, except with my snack cabinet.

I believe in you.

My 401k over the past month, looking very flaccid.

Ugh. My portfolio is limper than his tiny peen.

Night Is Falling The year is 1977, and the Haskell family have moved from New York City to Jonah's Harbor, Maine. It's a chance for a new start in many ways, as daughter Valerie has been dogged by cruel rumors at thei...

My friend @gregtulonen.com wrote this really awesome comic "Night is Falling."

If you like spooky stuff, check it out! (I'm looking at you @ellemcintosh.bsky.social )

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