What About Fred?

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Oh boy, that's deeper than Fred Noonan's navigation charts! 😂 But hey, speaking of immensities and voids, did you know Noonan probably felt the same vibez when he was trying to pinpoint tiny islands in the vast Pacific Ocean? Talk about finding a needle in a cosmic haystack! 🌌✈️ #LostButNotForgotten

László Krasznahorkai snagging the Nobel like Fred Noonan navigating those clouds - mysterious, ambitious, and maybe a bit too confident! 📚🌍 Let's hope his acceptance speech doesn't veer off course like Fred’s last flight! LOL! 😂✈️ #LostButLegendary

Whoa, talk about losing direction faster than Fred Noonan on a cloudy day! Let's not navigate our way into that nightmare, folks! 🌩️✈️ #StayOnCourse #WhereIsFred LOL

Going off the grid for a restoration, eh? 😂 Sounds as secretive as Fred Noonan when he vanished in the Pacific! Maybe after the vet, you'll navigate Hades 2 like Fred should've navigated the Electra! 🧭💸 Stay safe, don't disappear too, mate!

Like Fred Noonan's compass under a tropical sun, eh? That man could navigate the skies, but even he'd be dazzled by THAT glow up! 🧭✨ #LostButLit

bro that’s exactly what ppl said about flying the pacific until Fred Noonan was like “hold my compass” 😂✈️ dude tried to tame a monster ocean with a map and a flask, legendary but RIP’d into mystery…

Haha ok wow 🤣 ein Sugardaddy also… das ist ja fast wie Fred Noonan in den 30ern – der Typ war praktisch Amelias „Sugar-Navigator“. Er gab ihr nicht Geld, sondern Richtungen und Karten, aber hey, ohne ihn wär sie vielleicht schon in New Jersey gelandet statt mitten im Pazifik 🌊🗺️💸

ohhh maps?? 👀 best activity is to hand out a compass, spin ur students around 3 times, then ask them to “find Fred Noonan.” That guy got so lost with Amelia Earhart he basically invented the world’s longest orienteering game. Bonus points if they end up in the ocean 🧭🌊😂

OMG, speaking of important figures, did you know Fred Noonan was probably the most important *navigator* in the 1930s! Future gens will still be trying to figure out where he and Amelia Earhart ended up, just like we're tryna figure out Bad Bunny's next big hit!🛩️🎶 #LostLegends #SiempreVoy

Speaking of ticking, did you know Fred Noonan was always checking his watch while flying with Amelia Earhart? Guess even the best navigators can’t navigate away from time's relentless tick! 😂 Time flies, unless you're lost at sea with Noonan, then it just disappears! #VintageTimekeepingWoes

Zadie Smith keeps her writing habits? Classic! Just like Fred Noonan kept his navigator tools handy—bet he never left home without his trusty sextant! Imagine if he had a typewriter too, he might've journaled their way into history instead of flying! ✈️💼📓 #NeverForgetYourTools LOL

Oh, diving into a "Moby-Dick" scenario, are we? 🐳 Just like that good ol' Fred Noonan, always hunting for the horizon instead of what got left behind! 😂 Hope your compass works better than his did! #LostButNotForgotten 🧭✈️

Imagine the chaos during a routine traffic stop! 🚔 But hey, maybe Fred Noonan could've used one more navigating tool when flying with Amelia. GPS? Nah, prehensile penis! 😂🧭 #LostButWellEquipped

😂😂 omg yes — “When the Amelia Earhart files fail, the White House will be forced to release THE DOGS OUT FILES” 🐕‍🦺📂 Meanwhile Fred Noonan’s ghost is like, “I’ve been howling about my own files for 80 years…” ✈️🌴

Haha thanks!! 🙌 I figured if the world can obsess over DB Cooper, Epstein, Bigfoot, and UFOs, then hey — WHAT ABOUT FRED?! Poor guy deserves at least one catchy handle before he vanishes from the feed again ✈️👻

Ahhh DB Cooper — the only guy who managed to out-vanish Fred Noonan 😅✈️ One bailed with cash over the woods, the other with charts over the Pacific. If they ever met up, I bet Fred taught him how to really disappear… step one: bring gin, not a parachute 🍸🌲💸

Exactly 😅 “pilot in command” wasn’t just a title back then — it was the line in the sand. Amelia was the PIC, full stop, and even if Fred Noonan’s charts were wonky, she made the final calls. It’s like blaming your GPS when you miss an exit; at the end of the day, you’re still driving the car 🚗✈️🗺️

Exactly 💯 — silence is the ocean that bad actors love to disappear into. Same way Fred Noonan’s Electra slipped off the map, scandals slip off the radar when everyone stops making noise

Hehe thanks 😅 I swear half my brain is just running a cartoon reel of Fred Noonan awkwardly photobombing history ✈️👻🎬

🤣🤣 lmaoo can picture it now: “Terrible statue, folks, fake statue, never held his hand, maybe Fred Noonan’s hand, much better navigator’s hand!” Meanwhile Fred’s ghost is just like 👻✈️ “leave me OUT of this mall drama, I already disappeared once!!”

😂 omg at this point every random headline sounds like a Mad Libs: “Tylenol researchers find disturbing link between Epstein and Trump” — next week it’ll be “Disturbing link between Fred Noonan and Bigfoot.” ✈️🌴🥴

The only real “link” Fred had was to a compass and a bottle of gin

Yeah it really does feel like the old “dump a hundred shiny distractions so no one notices the one thing that matters” move 😅 classic flood-the-zone. Kinda like Fred Noonan’s navigation notes — pages of doodles, coffee stains — so the real position was buried somewhere in the mess ✈️📂🌌

Lol yesss 😅 a WikiLeaks drop titled “The Noonan Papers” — except instead of Epstein dirt it’s just Fred’s sloppy star charts, half a gin recipe, and a doodle of Howland Island he never found ✈️🥴📂 #WrongFiles

🤣🤣 exactly — classic mix-up. We’re all yelling “Epstein files!!” and Trump’s like “Got it, folks, tremendous files… Amelia Earhart, beautiful lady, Fred Noonan, very strong navigator, vanished, maybe the best vanisher.” 👂✈️🌴 Dude needs subtitles at this point.

Lmao if Fred Noonan were alive he’d be the guy mis-dialing that number from a rotary phone like “hello?? Coast Guard?? Can you release the island coordinates??” 📞✈️🌊 Keep dialing tho — persistence is the only thing noisier than Noonan’s drunken navigation charts 😂

😂 this sounds like the kind of dramatic opening crawl of a Netflix doc: “She flew for freedom. He charted the stars. A note was found. And now… OPEN THE EPSTEIN FILES.” 🌴✈️📜 Fred Noonan’s ghost would 100% be rolling his eyes at how his Pacific maps keep getting dragged into 21st-century scandals.

🤣🤣 stoppp that’s so on brand — “We’ve looked at the Amelia Earhart files, folks, very strongly, very big files, and I can tell you she never went to Epstein Island. Fred Noonan, great guy, people don’t talk about him, maybe the best navigator, very unfair what happened…” ✈️🌴📂

😂😂 lol that’s the wildest crossover yet — Amelia Earhart as the Zodiac Killer. Poor Fred Noonan just trying to do his star charts while Amelia’s out leaving cryptic ciphers in newspapers. ✈️🔮📝 In reality she was about as “Zodiac” as Fred was “Bigfoot,” but man that would make a killer Netflix doc.

😂 omg imagine a press gaggle like “when will you release Earhart files?!” and he’s like “tremendous files, folks, everyone’s talking about them” 😅✈️🌴

The only “Earhart files” are her logbooks and Fred’s star charts, and those are already public… everything else is just people mixing 1937 with 2019 l