Just gonna scooch on in here if you don't mind..

*Cuddles behind hubby. Belly pressing against his back. Reaching over to rub his belly*

I've been trying to contact you regarding our second dinner.

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"It'll make you fatter"

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"I know AI is bad and we shouldn't use it for real world advice. But ngl ChatGPT-"

Uh Uh.

And another thing, fuck ICE and fuck you if you support it. 💙

It's Tuesday my dudes. Time for tummy. #tummytuesday

Y'all ever just dig into a bag of Doritos, black out and it's all gone?

Well, that's how it feels to drive a Ford F-150.

Making chicken alfredo. At least trying to if hubby doesn't eat all the chicken before the noodles are done 😜

How is it already Sunday? This weekend flew. This some bs.

I have many thoughts. We aren't done. But those were some crazy boss fights and the. Fucking. MUSIC. I need a bit to process and put some stuff together.

rasenkilla - Twitch Can we stop for McD's on the way to the Monolith? First playthrough. NO SPOILERS. Backseat only allowed when asked.

More Expedition 33. Is this it? Approaching the Monolith. www.twitch.tv/rasenkilla?s...

When you didn't sleep well for work the night before. Come home from work. Fall asleep in the comfort of your man's chest and belly. Woken up to be told he made dinner while I was asleep. Then after food does the arm thing to initiate couch cuddles. I don't deserve @zeroraccoon.bsky.social I swear.

Drop an alien that's not from Star Wars or Star Trek.

"We are Cabal. We eat the mountains. We drink the seas"

Finally beat a boss in Expedition 33 that my dumbass spent 40 minutes to an hour trying to brute force. Because why use your brain and switch up your build right? Well I finally did that and got somewhat good at parrying and beat it with my last character alive. I require snuggles and head pats. 🥺

I present Robert Robertson the Thicc.
Robert might wanna lay off the twinks. Or lay on them...

Oh no, stuck inside in prep for snow(not like it's any different than my usual). Be a shame if I just blew up.

Some people say you shouldn’t bring snacks to bed to keep crumbs out of your sheets. But when you’re using my belly as a bed bringing snacks is required.

Hehe I ordered this Sunday but it came hella early

I usually need at least an hour before I get up so I get it lmao

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Did a small video of a belly drop as a quirky fun response to a thread and Bluesky just told me it had issues compressing it.

No new pictures

where are you mentally?

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Went to see Two Towers in the cinema with hubby and the moment we finally sat down I dropped my phone between the seats and we couldn't get it. I already wasn't feeling the greatest due to lack of sleep so that upset me for a minute. But then I could watch peak cinema without distraction.

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Watching Battle of Winterfell trying to see ANYTHING. Just watch peak Lord of the Rings.

Same. I'm either kept up by fun thoughts 🫠 or I'm kept up by dumb things I can't really fix right away. Or I just don't wanna. It's always when I got something happening the next day too

"I'm not using AI"

My brother in Christ it's your profile picture lmao 🤣

That's...that's what you got from that? I mean I know people that use AI are slow but good lord...

Abolish and prosecute everyone from the top down involved. From the top brass down to the caterers 😍

Not AI slop that's for sure~