Simply Sara

I made and/or am making these! The first three are finished, the second one has backing to be delivered to be finished tomorrow for donation. The fourth is a Dino baby quilt I hope to get together tonight or this weekend.

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Here come the firemen!

That's for getting me there and back before Uber was a thing, friend!

We did set off the fire alarm causing the firemen to come so... Pretty good party.

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Do not take our props, I will attempt to beat on you. Mightily.

Today was the WRONG day to start the employee satisfaction survey at work for this year. 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I feel like I'm in The Office and the only normal one. Or I'm in the nut house.

Just asked the same thing.

But could it be somewhere cheaper? 🫤

Yeeessssss

JFC

Have fun!!!!!

Man I wish so hard but I used up all my PTO for surgery so no vacations anyone soon. 🥲🥲🥲

But I don't wanna let anyone into the Long Walk club. We were here first!

But for real I don't know if I can watch it "actually happening" on screen. Reading it was almost too much. 🫣

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I read so many articles and reddit posts before buying my walking pad. 😵‍💫 It was not fun.

Just call me the cat dealer. 😂

How about this guy?

Here?

Alright, bed time! 🫣 I'm so worried about these dumb sutures popping it's ridiculous.

Got there at 6:30 and left at 10 am. Took a nap in my bed when I got home. Doc said I don't have any restrictions once I feel better. 😱 Stairs, lifting within reason, eating. 👍🏼 I'm babysitting kittens the next 5 days and there are like 13 steep stairs and Mom was worried about them.

Surgery done! I am now free of my right ovary and both fallopian tubes! I think doc was trying not to alarm us but he acted like the imagining on whatever was in my right ovary was... strange and not just a normal fluid filled sack. He also cleaned up lefty and took that cyst away. 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

Surgery in less than 48 hours and no idea yet if it's going to happen.🙃

Going to be alone at work during the busiest time of the entire day. 🙃

But I'm not stressed. I maybe should have doubled my Xanax dose this morning though.

out. I cannot describe my emotions all day. I alternate between wanting to drive back to the hospital and start screaming at them, sobbing hysterically or just doing this 🥲🥲🥲 the rest of my fucking life. Because female pain isn't real pain and we just have to suffer.

to fix it and that caused me to have to bump the surgery until mid August.

He gets 1 surgery day a month. ONE FUCKING DAY. And they're all like that so switching providers won't change difficult scheduling.

Ok that wasn't really Reader's Digest but trust me there is a lot more to it I'm leaving

This from the guy who FORGOT TO PUT IN THE SURGERY ORDER IN FEBRUARY so I COULDN'T GET ON HIS MAY SCHEDULE. The only time work isn't a shit show, between semesters.

So THAT'S why I haven't had an ultrasound since January. 1) that's your job 2) you fucked up in February I had to get your office

Well let's see if we can get that ultrasound and it'll be a game day decision.

So you want me to just spend the next week praying they can find me an appointment in 3 business days (Thursday won't count, no computers remember so no scheduling Wed) and hoping you'll change your mind?

"But the pain is mostly on your right side?"

YEAH YOU'RE THE DOCTOR MAKE IT MAKE SENSE JESUS CHRIST.

So what if we get in there and the cyst in the left one is gone?

It'll be back mother fucker. Wanna know how I know. Ask me!

24 YEARS OF THEM COMING THE FUCK BACK. IN BOTH OVARIES FUCKER.