River Ouse
(Me, looking longingly)
25.10.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@formalplates.bsky.social
I complain about movies
River Ouse
(Me, looking longingly)
25.10.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβd never thought Iβd say this: The original apes were more visually interesting
Thanks, AI
Are there any Vietcong tattoos out rhere, too?
It seems these tattoos always go in one very specific direction, donβt they?
Do you have red wine?
Of course! Which beer would you like?
βHey, you piggies, you like your stupid computer games, donβt you?β
24.10.2025 18:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βPerhaps my endorsement will harm him?β
24.10.2025 17:38 β π 43 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βBlueskyismβ (being on and using the platform that actually works)
24.10.2025 16:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Crappy AI game frame
The βMagical Laddersβ cracked me up
24.10.2025 15:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βHey, we swapped the character of Jody Foster from βThe Accusedβ with a random dude. Isnβt AI awesome π? β
23.10.2025 18:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a post somewhere that goes something like βIf you ever wonder why something is designed / built that way, the answer is because itβs cheaperβ
23.10.2025 18:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They have a such a fundamental misconception of what art isβ¦just jaw dropping
23.10.2025 18:35 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0CO2 Canisters $200
Data $150
Rent $800
Broadway show tickets $15,000
Utility $150
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
βCO2 improved my homosexualityβ
23.10.2025 15:44 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Therapy also works pretty well, but go off
22.10.2025 22:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0How about we all accept that both the βEast Wingβ and βWest Wingβ are just the embodiment of the βWings of Desireβ (Wenders) and embrace instead the movieβs eternal themes of Time and Immortality??
22.10.2025 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The most idiotic solution ever - connecting your appliances and furniture to an external service, outside your control.
Another single point of failure: What could go wrong
I fully expect him to come up with some kind of MLM scheme in the near future.
Thereβs no bottom
My application βEndless Familyβ uses AI to include photorealistic family photos starring you.
Your wife and the kid you told youβre going out to βbuy a pack of cigsβ many years ago, never to come back? You can be in that photo again.
I deploy something called βSocratic Blockβ in such cases
21.10.2025 19:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Stability? Looks top heavy, at least in the pic. It does look cute though!
20.10.2025 23:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Endless Hell
20.10.2025 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Weβre literally in the WKUK territory
youtu.be/V3yuto9xjEE?...
Mummies:
a) very scary
b) vulnerable to the βWalking Brisklyβ evading maneuver
Endless Summer, (David Lynch)
20.10.2025 22:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pictured: Me, discussing Retrieval Augmented Generation with one of the ladies
20.10.2025 22:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Graphic design is my passion
20.10.2025 20:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thereβs a very specific type of (smart) tech people - and I presume this is not just the tech thing - who like to over explain, before answering the actual question.
Dude, Iβve asked why my check-engine light is blinking - not to walk me through the concept of what the engine light - or engine is