_B, The First Heretic

Id escape and cause havoc just so ye know. I'd come back with trophies and one hell of a story tho

Im glad I dont do cons anymore, otherwise I'd spend all my time bullying people like @thatfreakingcat.bsky.social until I find a pub I like.

It snowed, which means, i crave EGG

Happ birth

To that deer I nearly hit on the way to work this morning; I dont kinkshame but im not ready for your deltarune pet play bullshite.

Shout out to my furry coworker who came to work today wearing a fucking BAD DRAGON SCARF. tha balls on this guy, I swear.

Accidentally put on a pair of girls pants and I gotta say, it hugs my ass *nicely*. I almost liked them until I tried to stick my hands in my pockets.

No wonder women are angry, they deserve real pockets. The back pockets are deeper than the front. That's not right.

Lighting and shading on this is legit as always.

I dont need permission to lick things. >:U

No, but I want to try them someday

Had a persimmon for the first time today, and while the taste isn't bad, the smell is another story.

I want SNOW. MORE SNOW.

While her husband's away, Charletta likes to invite her favorite noodle over for totally wholesome things. Like knitting.

Finished a doodle as a small gift for Spicy_Wingz, she's been amazing during my most stressed moments. Vers without dialog will be posted to fa later

Its mid November. It shouldn't be warm enough for my balls to stick.

I hate this place.

Where's a hot married milf when you need her

I want more snow.

Im gunna nut

Still waiting for his turn on the pipe! Just needs the right one to grind...

Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

Penguins are good like that.

Snow days are best days. Old but gold of B and Susan~ should do more of these two someday.

All this snow making me feel a kind of way. Need someone to egg

Snow days do make him into an ultra horny gremlin, much to Susan's pleasure and amusement.

He can be a pain in the butt about it, tho... no pun intended.

Experiment with a different stylus cus I broke the one I normally use. Again.

Phone art

Its gunnae snow soon let's fuckin go

Nothing entertains me more at work than making aggressive eye contact with my coworker while eating a banana.

Smol girls? Pokemon? Yes.

Egg

It's how Susan always starts her day, and as usual, B is a bad influence. (Moreso than usual, anyways...)

Horny at work phone art. Experimenting with backgrounds and colors.

Garrett and son shenanigans~

Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

Owl craving sated...

For now >:V

Newt is an excellent delivery dude. Always professional, polite, and discrete with clients..

Phone art. Thanks to @dsicknasty.bsky.social for letting me use Hannah for these shenanigans

Now to prod the beast in my head to see what it's craving this time...

Twink lizard and vampire bat being gay in Medieval times.

A little glimpse at something @underscore-b.bsky.social let me work on a while back, who knows if you'll see more of these two twinks again in the future.

#furry #furryart