Dan Rosenbaum

There are not enough or sufficient diminutives in the English language to express the degree of my surprise to this news.

1. Anti-semitism at Harvard? I'm shocked, I tell you. Shocked!
2. Telling a Board of Directors that they're not in charge of the thing that they're funding and overseeing (and are legally responsible for) rarely ends well.
3. Maybe Bari Weiss is hiring.

So much this #justbekind

Me, too.

Anyone who’s shocked by the fate of the East Wing must be unfamiliar with the fate of New York’s Bonwit Teller building and how Trump Tower got built. Destroying historical buildings and ignoring the preservation law is literally the oldest play in this guy’s book.

Indeed, Radio Userland created a whole new generation and type of journalist and journalism.

Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.

and yet, health insurance companies are reluctant to cover them -- and Medicare won't cover anti-obesity drugs at all.

Did they at least have “Wall of Death?” “Vincent Black Lightning?”

What kind of karaoke bars are you hanging out in, anyway?

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

So I have things in common with mosquitos, after all.

My answer to the @MuckRack Daily trivia question: Holmdel, NJ; it's a former Bell Labs facility, where there were major advances in solid-state transistor technology, and where Arno Penzias and team more or less confirmed the existence of the Big Bang.

“He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind.

So I invented a new word: “plagiarism”. It means “the practice of taking someone else’s work or ideas and passing them off as one’s own.”

OK this wins the Internet for the year

Or, in other words, “editorial services.”

You misspelled “Mallomar.”

I’m sure the administration will appeal, while calling the judges all sorts of names.

There's something I don't understand: what's the RNC's legal standing here?

A neat sentence in the WSJ review of the new Smurfs movie. Byline Kyle Smith:

"When I first encountered them on Saturday-morning television as a kid, the Smurfs cartoons struck me as inane, inert and innocuous, and the passage of 40-plus years has not made them seem any more ane, ert, or nocuous."

For anyone surprised by CBS cancelling Colbert, I have two words:

Smothers Brothers

The bravery of the news division has never been shared by the entertainment programmers.

This is odd. I thought he wrote it in a Starbucks.

Roses are red,
Countries have borders…

no, I said I wanted a tradewife. like a union electrician

Keep ‘em. No question. Deleting them is like vowing to never think of them again.

So, stretch fabrics are ok now?

You don’t hire Frank Seddio because you can win on the merits. You hire him because you need his connections. Bichotte should be ashamed of sliming Restler, but if she were capable of shame she wouldn’t be running the Brooklyn party.