Very interesting, thank you.
24.11.2025 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@dangayle.bsky.social
Web perf at Shopify, musician, lifelong antagonist of puppers
Very interesting, thank you.
24.11.2025 23:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Question, how much of this is on the devs and how much is on the networks and device manufacturers?
People who arenβt tech savvy might not realize that theyβre being sold or given the modern equivalent of a Pentium II phone. At a certain point, that old horse has to be put to pasture.
Iβm guilty of letting the LLM do this in my own repos.
21.11.2025 16:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What about always writing extraneous markdown files in your repo that you never asked for. Itβs in my rules to stop it, but they easily forget.
21.11.2025 16:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Will this be recorded at all?
20.11.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Chrome DevTools Console showing lazy loading audit results: 46 images without lazy loading detected, totaling 4.34 MB, with a list displaying the first 5 images showing their resolution (900x600) and individual file sizes ranging from 14.63 KB to 104.76 KB.
I've updated the WebPerf Snippet "Find non Lazy Loaded Images outside of the viewport" to list images without loading="lazy". Now it shows:
- Total number of images
- Total file size
- Individual details: URL, resolution & file size
#WebPerf #WebPerfSnippets #PerfTools
I never ever knew this was a thing. Very very cool.
20.11.2025 05:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0pseudonymized sounds like a dirty word
www.theverge.com/news/823750/...
TL;DR
20.11.2025 03:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is music a side project, or the main project, funded by your day time job?
I ask, because I work in e-commerce and honestly donβt give a lick for it. If I could, Iβd be writing songs or drumming or playing guitar or doing YouTube reviews of guitar pedals all day long.
Iβm at 98/100 in my remote Physical Geography course at Minnesota North college, I could quit now and get a 70% or C grade. The temptation is real.
20.11.2025 03:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh god, you like to suffer, donβt you
20.11.2025 03:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was playing Nick Harrisonβs βArt Official Soulβ on Spotify and my wife said βhow dare you bring that into my house.β
For those who donβt know, itβs 100% AI-generated covers of songs done in an old-school soul style.
I said βbut does it sound good?β And her response? βI donβt care.β
Fatality.
Don't [...spread] or .split() your strings!
Use Intl.Segmenter API. Available in every JS runtime
between diarrhea and constipation, which would most correspond to yin and yang? In traditional Chinese medicine terms (very roughly mapped): Diarrhea aligns with excess yin or deficient yang. Reason: loose stools, cold symptoms, lack of digestive βfire,β fluids moving too quickly. Constipation aligns with excess yang or deficient yin. Reason: dryness, heat, slowed movement, too little moisture to lubricate the bowels. Itβs not a perfect one-to-one, but thatβs the standard correspondence.
See, I knew there must have been a greater purpose in making ChatGPT widely available to the unwashed masses like me. How else would I have learned this nugget of traditional Chinese medicine?
14.11.2025 05:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When people get annoyed at me for at least insisting on public slack channel discussions instead of dozens of private messages or private team channels, this is why. I know itβs annoying _now_, but itβs essential Slack hygiene so we at least have a chance at finding something.
14.11.2025 04:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there more to that article? Am I supposed to view a video or something? Iβd like to read more, but thereβs nothing else to read or do when I read that introduction
14.11.2025 01:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No guessing what the business logic is.
14.11.2025 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Before I left my last job, I was building exactly this. Xstate + Zod. I loved the idea of having an exact, testable flow for every step and state. With the visualizer, the PMβs can write out the entire exact flow.
Would have been glorious. Then I switched jobs and itβs in the dust bin.
Just fired up the Zed editor for the first time. I like it so far. Ported over my MCP settings and configured it to use Shopifyβs internal AI proxies, and itβs cooking.
12.11.2025 00:03 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
10.11.2025 10:54 β π 18004 π 6999 π¬ 124 π 208I just watched it last night. Really good. I was worried that the effects would bother me or the monster design. But overall, it held up. The casting was excellent.
09.11.2025 19:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do I feel bad that Iβm spending valuable energy resources arguing in bad faith with ChatGPT about aliens? A little.
09.11.2025 19:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am really loving the Rust language. I like how it forces me to be technically correct, which is the best kind of correct. And itβs not so hard, really. I thought so back before I learned Typescript and a little C#, but now I realize the difficulty for me was always types, coming from Python and JS
08.11.2025 23:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I go in waves with this. Band shirts are generally lowest common denominator quality and fit, but theyβre better looking than most βtechnicalβ t-shirts made out of better materials. In wet, cold winters, nothing beats a good merino wool t-shirt.
05.11.2025 20:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My one college class that Iβm enrolled in hangs over me every week. Just like in days of yore, I put it off until the last minute and cram it through at the last second.
Never change, Dan. Never change.
Chrome Canary now supports network throttling for individual request URLs!
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Getting an incredible email from a client praising my work on their behalf exactly a day AFTER my half-yearly review is exactly how life works.
04.11.2025 23:49 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0And furthermoreβ¦.
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Sigh⦠LGTM
Brutal. I was never good at things like coding tests anyway. This would kill me.
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