Cotton the Conjurer

Enchanted a common tome to predict the future. It’s called the Al-Ma-Nac. The locals think it’s miraculous. I call it Wednesday.

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Throughout my travels across Oosa, I have heard many tales of questionable decisions made by this scrupulous Potentate - he would do well to seek counsel from a #wizard

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But is it sturdy enough to burn Phoenix feathers or Lava Mephit hearts? Asking for a friend…

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The Oosa folk still debate if I’m a #wizard or merely ‘eccentric.’ I say: conjure three moons in the sky then let them decide!

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Northern Oosa is littered with signs reading ‘No Trespassing.’ I assume they’re warding glyphs. Naturally, I ignored them. Wizards are immune to petty warnings… usually.

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My minions requested a spell to banish laundry chores. Alas, I’m still working on it. For now, they must rely on the ancient magic of ‘Soap and Scrub.

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I see you ran into Divination Dan, he gets his signals crossed sometimes but he’s a solid guy. Thanks for sending him my way!

Once again legal has advised me to inform you that I do in-fact have an ‘alibi’ for the last 160,000 years — and that I am in now way responsible for any apocalyptic death comet hurling towards your planet.

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Update: I discovered a peculiar spell called ‘Wi-Fi Password.’ It seems every household guards one. I must decipher its significance!”

Aahh! One of the fortunate sons… well met fellow #Wizard!

A major change, transition or transformation… I like to call that “Tuesday” — Nice try Death, nice try.

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I guess some people just don’t want wizardly advice from an actual experienced wizard.
¯\_( ˘͡ ˘̯)_/¯ live, laugh, morph into a rampaging magic kaiju I guess.

Well, that was unfortunate.

I assure you (as my legal team has insisted) that I am in no way responsible for and therefore cannot be held liable for any of the aforementioned “alleged” “Curses” and or “Rituals” or the unfortunate resulting outcomes thereof.

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I agree with this sentiment wholeheartedly — and would add that magic is not simply just a foot, but our hands minds, voices and even our very souls! 🧙‍♂️😆

Well, I am intrigued indeed. Thank you!

I don’t know how it works here, but back in my realm if two #Wizards are intimate in any way, their very essence begins to co-mingle — creating a sort of mega-wizard, and nobody wants that!

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MotW is so much fun. Best of luck!!

This sounds like a blast!

This sounds very interesting. I have so many questions. However, one thought does come immediately to the forefront of my mind — Dinosaurs can’t be Wizards… mostly because they’re all dead!

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Northern Oosa is cold. Crafted a warming spell… accidentally set my cloak on fire. The minions now call me Cotton the Conflagrator.

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Day 78 in Oosa: The people here worship a mysterious entity called ‘Wi-Fi.’ I suspect it’s some manner of arcane beacon. Investigating further.

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I assure you there is no such thing as a foul conjuration, only foul intentions.

I passed through a village where the people speak of a mythical figure named ‘Paul Bunyan.’ A giant lumberjack? Clearly a cryptid. Must investigate.

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Do you want parasitic brainworm overlords? Because this is how you get parasitic brainworm overlords!

I will brew up a couple extra pots of mind shielding just in case.

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The Lovers reversed can also indicate that you are avoiding responsibility for your actions — however my actions are always magnificent! So why should I not claim responsibility? Harrumph!

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In my travels I have discovered that Oosa’s roads stretch endlessly, yet all lead to the same place — a mystical outpost called ‘Wal-Mart.’ I sense eldritch energy within… and bargains.

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Astounding! I had a brief trist with Prof. Horsehead Nebula back in wizarding college… It amazes me, the things that connect and transcend worlds.

Almost makes me miss home. Almost

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The black nebula of the famous Horsehead Nebula, with the greater molecular cloud to the right.

The Horsehead Nebula, part of the much larger Orion molecular cloud, as imaged by my Seestar, and unfortunately photobombed by a satellite near the end of the 90 minute image stack. The Horsehead was discovered by Williamina Flanagan, working at Harvard, in 1888 #astronomy #astrophotography