𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐰 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐦𝐬

nice ! i'll kick your ass !

yeah ! ! i bet it's super good either way . . .

( he's got himself a bad sweet tooth )

ooh , you did ?

( YES he was hoping francis would have ! nothing better than his papa's baking )

thank you ! !

. . . you wouldn't maybe have time to play some hockey later ?

merci papa ! !

(˶◜ᵕ◝˶) ♡

♡ // love love love the mental image of matthew and alfred being a whole head taller than arthur and francis

oh , only a little . . . the jetlag's not so bad anymore !

( does as he's told and follows after fran ; he's a good boy )

i don't remember it usually being this hot in europe , though . . .

( he politely endures the kisses and hugs , even if it's a little physically awkward with him being quite a lot taller than Francis than he used to be )

ah , yeah ! i made them for you and arthur , i figured he must be around too.

happy father's day , papa . . .

( he comes a'knock-knock-knocking on @bonnefoy.bsky.social's front door. he brought homemade maple cookies ! )

i've always just considered them as uncles , eh ? but it's best not to think too hard about it , europeans and their strange family trees . . .

thank you ! :) i don't know if the rest agrees , though . . .

the sweetness compliments the saltiness of the pizza . . .

what's the issue with pineapple on pizza . . . ?

i thought we took his microwave away . . .

. . . huh , why do i smell something burnt ?

ah !

( barely manages to duck in time . the puck ends up shooting a hole through a solid wall behind him )

al ! what the hell ? ! we talked about this , you can't be throwing stuff at people's heads !

ah , that's alright . i don't want to draw too much attention to myself anyway .

please don't do that . . .

well , isn't al technically your baby too ?

sure , if being quiet is charming . . .

it's alright , al. it's not your responsibility to try to make me feel better.

uh , i think it was in one of those gossip magazines in the 90s ? it's alright , i didn't take it personally . . .

huh ? i don't think that's how polls work . . .

♡ //

" you're so funny " thanks last century my identical twin brother was voted most attractive national personification and i wasn't nominated

oh , they are. i suppose i kind of stand out against them . . .

♡ // alfred is arthur's favourite but matthew is scot/wales/irelands' favourite <3

uncle scot ! (´ ˘ `)

( he's always been drawn to england's more forgotten brothers )

isn't lux basically my age . . . ?

wait -- labor ? do i have a new sibling as well ? i can hardly keep track of them as is !