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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

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Everytime you report this Blåhaj a transphobe dies.

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HEY UHHH, I KNOW LIKE A BUNCH OF DATA FORENSICS PEOPLE AND DATA SCIENTISTS ARE TRYING TO DECODE THESE EPSTEIN DOCUMENTS BUT UHHH HAVE YOU TRIED ASKING CLAUDE AND TELLING IT TO NOT MAKE ANY MISTAKES?

Sorry if this has been answered somewhere else, but is this going to be your next commercial project? Excited either way!

I finally broke 1,000,000 in Utopia Must Fall ^_^ now I can stop playing until the next update

i donated about how luigi is canonically a he/him lesbian during GDQ and they didn't read it, which honestly is fair

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redraw of a screenshot i really like

A robin bird standing in a bakery counter's box of croissants, its feathers are kind of croissant colored, and the listed price is just 0.69 Euro

what an affordable bird

Trasgernder

new chess variant:
- if i blunder we restart the game

in life, there will be terraria update 1.4.5

New Year's Resolution #1:

Be more gay

A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.

A black and white cat lying down next to a Pikachu plush toy, resting calmly.

This is my comfort

you could talk about moths

@dcellgames.com who are / who drew these two characters you can use as stickers when making your poster for ch3. me and my boyfriend are now using this for us

SUV marked for Canton (MA) Animal Control parked in a driveway. A large tabby housecat with a collar is hanging on the rear passenger door and peering in suspiciously at the inside of the cabin.

Become ungovernable

I love my dog coded catboy

this has become a very important video to me

kris has blue hair in the dark world because theyre nonbinary and have pronouns

what the frick…

what class

mom said its my turn on the wii

is chicken boy allowed to do that? he is chicken boy!

ah here he comes that soon of a gun that cat that Garfield that gigantic thing