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Wannabee King to all world citizens. Master Strategist. Master Deal Breaker, Master Truth Turner, Elite for the unfortunate, New Yorker, Tower Complexed, Author of The Art of the Steal, friends with Darth Putin and Darth Winnie, Russian asset AKA #KRASNOV

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Obama vs  Trump  Eloquence meets Fartulence
YouTube video by Tony Dortie Obama vs Trump Eloquence meets Fartulence

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13.11.2025 19:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What we know about Prince Andrew losing his titles and Royal Lodge - BBC News The language of Buckingham Palace's statement is "very brutal", royal historian Kelly Swaby tells the BBC.

www.bbc.com/news/article... MY FRIEND, HAS BEEN STRIPPED OF HIS TITLES BY FAKE MEDIA, ALL THE FAULT OF IMMIGRANTS AND FAKE ENGKISH ROYALS. ANDREW SHOULD BE REWARDED FOR HIS EXTENSIVE WORK FOR “WOMEN’S RIGHTS”. MY “HERO”

02.11.2025 19:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Joe fact-checks JD Vance’s about-face on government shutdowns
YouTube video by MSNBC Joe fact-checks JD Vance’s about-face on government shutdowns

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What a terrific guy JD Vance is, right?

01.11.2025 11:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Michael Wolff vs. Melania Trump: See you (and your husband) in court
YouTube video by MobergsR Michael Wolff vs. Melania Trump: See you (and your husband) in court

EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN EPSTEIN

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29.10.2025 22:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Spies in the White House? Russian agents in the US | DW Documentary
YouTube video by DW Documentary Spies in the White House? Russian agents in the US | DW Documentary

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27.10.2025 21:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Fact Check: Investigating claim Trump once said, 'A government shutdown falls on president's lack of leadership' An alleged 2013 quote from the then-businessman and reality TV host made the rounds online during the October 2025 U.S. government shutdown.

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27.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Who has kissed Trump’s ass the most this week!? 😘🍑🏆 #TheGoldenGroveler #Kimmel
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live Who has kissed Trump’s ass the most this week!? 😘🍑🏆 #TheGoldenGroveler #Kimmel

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26.10.2025 22:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wouldn’t it be an honor to name it after the late Jeffrey Epstein? The Epstein ‘ball’ room?!

25.10.2025 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
This is the real reason... #jimmycarr #standupcomedy #crowdwork #standup
YouTube video by Jimmy Carr This is the real reason... #jimmycarr #standupcomedy #crowdwork #standup

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#epstein

24.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Canada releases anti-tariff ad featuring Reagan, President Trump ends trade talks
YouTube video by 13WMAZ Canada releases anti-tariff ad featuring Reagan, President Trump ends trade talks

true is fake, fake is true, tariffs are the best thing ever. We must stop Canada for not telling our "truth" www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8nb...

24.10.2025 15:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Let’s name it the White House Epstein Ballroom

24.10.2025 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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24.10.2025 14:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Look, I just bought a new “IKEA” tie for Pete Hegseth. I might buy one for Witkoff, so he can wear it the next time he meets up with Putin

23.10.2025 19:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I did a crumpism today on this very topic!

20.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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I'm not dumb, I'm just mentally challenged!

22.10.2025 10:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Who is this ugly old guy? Oh waittt it’s me

15.10.2025 14:24 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
😱"I challenged Putin"! Peskov almost exploded. The Kremlin couldn’t hide a terrifying secret
YouTube video by War & Politics 24 😱"I challenged Putin"! Peskov almost exploded. The Kremlin couldn’t hide a terrifying secret

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12.10.2025 06:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I don’t like these European planes, no grabbing allowed 🙁🤔

10.10.2025 18:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Netanyahu forced to apologize to Qatar
YouTube video by GZERO Media Netanyahu forced to apologize to Qatar

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10.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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GOP

09.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 406    🔁 189    💬 18    📌 16

I hereby nominate myself for the prestigious Epstein cover up price. How Nobel of me right?

10.10.2025 17:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Just felt like sharing this today. No reason.

10.10.2025 15:25 — 👍 6239    🔁 1865    💬 184    📌 89
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SO HERE'S THE TRUTH.
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES...

09.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 127    🔁 50    💬 8    📌 2

Aren’t we winning bigly yet?

10.10.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How did I distract you from the Epstein files today?

06.10.2025 17:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Gen X

04.10.2025 10:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been cancelled | The New Disney | LUBACH
YouTube video by LUBACH Jimmy Kimmel’s show has been cancelled | The New Disney | LUBACH

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26.09.2025 16:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Russian ordinary people are standing in line for 2,5 gallons of gasoline, staring at their gauges in their cars just like the picture in this post. What they don’t know is that the story this picture is telling them, also reflects their (war)economy. Their cars and their country is running on fumes!

26.09.2025 10:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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For Russians Like Me, Silencing Jimmy Kimmel Looks Dangerously Familiar - The Moscow Times Opinion | The removal from the air of a second American comedian since President Donald Trump was elected in the United States should send chills down the spine of every journalist who worked in Mosco...

I "LEARNED" FROM THE BEST!
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20.09.2025 13:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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