Liam Gee

Droobiee the Marshmallow on Instagram: "Can anyone lend me a football bat? #politics #satire #jokes" 25K likes, 657 comments - the.droobiee on January 21, 2026: "Can anyone lend me a football bat? #politics #satire #jokes".

#GoodTrouble
#theTrumpShow
Trump showed up in Davos, and he Trumped the place Up so Badly,
the World is still laughing at him.
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Canada: You're so stupid I could probably sell you a football bat.
Trump: shut up Canada, wait what?
www.instagram.com/p/DTywbnlAVq1/

edit::
sigh... getting my *BlueSky On!*
#editButton

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Q:What do:
Mike Johnson,
Kash Patel,
the Nozferatu Stephen Miller,
and that Nazi Border guy Greg Bovino,
Have in common?

They have Trump sized hands.

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I resemble that, remark!
But braining is HARD,
...also spelling, damn when did spelling become so difficult?
(Don't mind me, just getting my Blue On).

Billionaires and their exceptions.
Elon's XAI is classified as a Carnival Company, so that they can pollute to the extend that Elon needs to pollute...
#ElonMuskShow

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Ka$h's podium needs a booster seat.

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When Karma hits,
and it wasn't looking at you,
take a breath, and go make a sandwich, you know those little sandwiches, with the yummy yummy stuff you like,
...and enjoy the moment.
(You don't get too many of those)

🇬🇧 WATCH: “How dare he say this? A man who dodged the draft. Absolute disgrace.”

UK soldiers who served alongside us and mothers of the fallen react to Trump disparaging their sacrifice to denigrate NATO. (H/T @lbc.co.uk @mrjamesob.bsky.social )

Putin is pleased.

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Iceland's face today when Trump repeatedly mistakes them for their neighbour "Greenland" in today's rambling Davos speech.
#theTrumpShow

you son-of-a-gun...
Look at you putting a smile on my face.

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Looks just like him,

-What are you have for lunch?
-BBQ RFK.

Can we rally and get @nancylacore.bsky.social more followers

She’s running for Mace’s seat in SC.

Mace is vacating her position to run for gov 🥴

Let’s go!

Seriously, @people.com has been meeting the moment better than 90% of publications with direct reporting and crystal clear headlines.

This is a good way for the low-information voters who are usually detached from the news cycle to get turned around.

Governor Newsom Press Office (... & - 1h X' • Fan account Dear Mr. Trump, Please let this letter serve to represent that the Board of Breathtakingly Awesome People Who Stay Awake at Meetings is withdrawing its invitation to you joining the prestigious Board of Leaders Who Know That Iceland is Not Greenland. Love, Gavin The Magnificent. Donald J. Trump 0 O @realDonald Trump Dear Prime Minister Carney: Please let this Letter serve to represent that the Board of Peace is withdrawing its invitation to you regarding Canada's joining, what will be, the most prestigious Board of Leaders ever assembled, at any time. Thank you for your attention to this matter! DONALD J. TRUMP PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Right there with you,
it is ALWAYS THE RIGHT TIME.

Someone has repurposed the Hulk-Loki Puny God Meme.

Trump may be a God
but he is a #PunyGod
#TrumpIsABitch

Trump posts a FAKE AI image of himself planting a flag in Greenland,
the internet reacts with its own A.I.
#TrumpIsABitch

YouTube video by MeidasTouch 'GO F*CK YOURSELF': J6 Officer *COUGHS* Message to Republican Blaming Officers for Attack

"Cough... go f*ck yourself."
youtube.com/shorts/RyEVc...

Congressman Jared Huffman Launches Fierce Attack on Trump "if we're real, if we're honest about what's going on, we have a madman in the White House who is running roughshod, who is running the biggest, most corrupt criminal grift in American history out of the White House..."

We have to get rid of Jeffries and Schumer. We have to. It’s unendurable that these men are the most prominent Democrats of the moment. They are two of the most broadly undistinguished men I could imagine in politics, zero fire, zero fight, zero zeal, machine politicians with sinecures.

US court allows ICE to arrest and pepper-spray peaceful protestors in Minnesota

Appeals Court Stays Restrictions on Federal Tactics in Minnesota The Eighth Circuit granted the Trump administration’s request to block, at least for now, a lower court’s injunction limiting how federal agents interact with protesters in the state.

One court decision, two different headlines.

Guardian on the left, NY Times on the right. Which one more directly conveys information and the stakes to the reader?

BREAKING:

Jack Smith: "As I testify before the Committee today, I want to be clear: I stand by my decisions as Special Counsel, including my decision to bring charges against Pres. Trump. Our investigation developed proof beyond a reasonable doubt that Pres. Trump engaged in criminal activity."

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Ah yes that one point,
Putin wants Ukrainians Dead, Ukrainians say "HARD NO!"
That one point that every dictator stumbles over, people.

From @theguardian.com

Quick Before Trump does some more batshit illegal stuff,

Somebody print out TRUMP'S letter to Norway's Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre expressed his frustration over not receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, claiming it justified his desire for "Complete and Total Control of Greenland."
#25Amendment

WATCH — @repgreglandsman.bsky.social : “How much have David & Larry Ellison given to the Trump coin? Trump businesses?

FCC chair Brendan Carr: 🤷🏼

LANDSMAN: “You’re going to weigh in on these acquisitions… It’s important for us to know how much these people are giving the president.”

Bob Rae was the Ambassador to the United Nations, not as I said above the Foreign Minister.

What is the difference?
Ambassador: A government's (state's) representative to another government (state)
Foreign Minister: A state's chief diplomat, the individual to whom ambassadors report.

My appologies

A joke for the history buffs.

Bob Rae, former Canadian Foreign Minister, breaks down Prime Minister Mark Carney's Historic Speech at Davos.

Prime Minister Carney's speech "...of Hope, Understanding & great Courage..."
While Donald Trump wandered all over the map.
"...We have to stand up for ourselves."
#MarkCarney #Davos

I can only hope that when Trump is no longer in office and the day of reckoning has come, that SCOTUS won't consider immunity for this criminal conduct committed while in office.