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The most credible President in history. Many people are saying 'thank you sir for being so trustworthy'. Bigly.

20.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trump owns the current trilateral trade agreement. He signed it. BTW, Friday the 20th is Black Friday, observing the day a Conservative government killed Canada's Avro Arrow fighter program. Canada will never regard the USA with credibility or respect it previously had.

20.02.2026 00:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, two weeks (plus a day)

20.02.2026 00:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The Department of Injustice reigns. Bend the knee.. screw the ethics.

20.02.2026 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So, confirmed election rigging IS the goal. A President with approximately a 39% support, under the GOP of today, is not going to win an election without interference.

20.02.2026 00:04 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Banners for the napperFührer would be a signal to impeach.

19.02.2026 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"You're fired".

19.02.2026 18:05 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Some of us haven't forgiven the CBC for that episode of Cross Country Checkup.
But of course, the scorched Earthers inside the CBC are intent on alienating the people who want to save the CBC.

19.02.2026 17:41 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Does he look Prime Ministerial?

19.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tokyo Rosie?

19.02.2026 17:34 — 👍 5    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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Charlie, just got 2 tickets to see you on March 22 in Grimsby. See you then.

19.02.2026 17:03 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Know thy enemy.
The IDU is evil.

19.02.2026 16:36 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Nobody is buying into TrumpInc's board of peace.

19.02.2026 16:34 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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Fun Tom (@funtomwriter) 🔴 #ShortStory Once upon a time, in a beautiful, beautiful country... There lived two suspected foreign agents. The End.

Yes. Hoestras hucksters perhaps?

substack.com/@funtomwrite...

19.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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What? Fucking WHAT???

18.02.2026 08:52 — 👍 413    🔁 171    💬 26    📌 9

The Epsteinian Candidate.

19.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Um...

19.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The near octogenarian will 🔥 burn it all to the ground before he's forced to live with accountability. It's all zero sum for him. If he can't win, nobody else will be allowed.

19.02.2026 02:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We've certainly entered the 'they're writing songs about it' of times.

19.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Its reasonably safe to assume cases of spray starch for the backs of shirts are in play.

19.02.2026 02:10 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hmm, I remember EB🤔😉
Stephen Rocks!

19.02.2026 00:16 — 👍 30    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 1

This tracks.

19.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jamil, sensing political irrelevance, goes all in on the final hand of appeasement poker.

19.02.2026 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Melania.. can you come and get him? He's leering again".

19.02.2026 01:29 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah. . that's not going to happen. (wealth distribution)

18.02.2026 22:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

JJ the enormous head took an unofficial trip to Washington, to pick up a message of derision to hand deliver to Canadians. All mockery, therefore, will be approved.
Game on JJ. Peon of the CPC.

18.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Tag-team tone deafness.
JJ➕️PP.

18.02.2026 02:38 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Are you running a toddler tantrum-pool? I'll take 10:15pm.

17.02.2026 14:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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