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America:
Destroyed By Trump

27.02.2026 03:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's exactly what Pedoman fears. The reckoning.

27.02.2026 03:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its primal. You retain this urge as a result of being a young child in a snowsuit.
I think of it as 'the bladder vs. the barrier'.

27.02.2026 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I also hope so. There's reason to hope, even in the age of the 'Orange blowhole'.

27.02.2026 03:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

On a few lucky occasions, I've been able to buy Australian beef. Its superb, and flavorful.

27.02.2026 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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D Marie (@dmarie261214) Meet the Nutlicks - Brandon, Kyle and Howard - shown here near the "Temple" on Little St James Island in December 2012. DOJ deleted it. Internet Archive did not ... https://web.archive.org/web/2026013...

The administration's magic disappearing photo algorithm is at it again. Save a copy, and populate its existence.

substack.com/@dmarie26121...

27.02.2026 03:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When oligarchs control dynamic pricing, not just on their own platforms, but what vendors can sell for on other platforms, what could possibly go wrong? Time to launch another space dildo.

27.02.2026 00:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sort of looks like... a flag.

26.02.2026 22:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its either anti fascist, or authoritarian pro fascist.

26.02.2026 22:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Depose Melania.

26.02.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stunningly beautiful photo.

26.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Commonwealth Strong!!

26.02.2026 20:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watch the timing. Too soon, and the National emergency will lapse before the midterms can be garroted.

26.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Its almost as if the pedos wear Teflon in certain countries. Why would that be?

26.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So predictableโ€ฆ Blame blame blame.

Danielle the of the Donbas-Rockettes dances to the tune of closeted separatism.

open.substack.com/pub/lisab092...

26.02.2026 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What an unwashed jockstrap of a human being.

26.02.2026 04:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, but they do, because control reaches the editor and the investigative reporters.

25.02.2026 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds reasonable. )

25.02.2026 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

War is required to obscure the examination of this administration, so I'd say it's a certainty.

25.02.2026 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will Congress do anything?

25.02.2026 16:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Career politicians is becoming a black sheep branding. And.thats not fair to the good ones, but here we are.

25.02.2026 16:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did any of them? The rarely awake docile leader of the griftocracy 'cherishes' that which belongs to others. And the truly convoluted thing is that people who don't bend the knee are being branded as difficult.
Its the practice of low yield schoolyard thuggery.

25.02.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Non compliance will become a national security threat. Something... something... goalposts.

25.02.2026 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ABSOLUTELY AGREE ๐Ÿ’ฏ%.......

25.02.2026 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7796    ๐Ÿ” 2738    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 139    ๐Ÿ“Œ 100

Inhumanity as a policy.

25.02.2026 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The giant drifting wealth grab. Goal post shifting, cost rationalization, fundamental rebalancing. By any name, its scraping wealth equity from one group, and sending it to another. The game gets very tiring for everyone doing the heavy lifting.

25.02.2026 14:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The comb out shelf looks translucent. Weird.

25.02.2026 02:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because the Doug Ford tariff commercial worked .. so well. 'Betcha our rotund preem is going to cave on bourbon sales. Put me down for 5 bux on 'caves to Kentucky'.

24.02.2026 23:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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THE STATE OF THE UNION: A FUCKING EULOGY FOR A DYING EMPIRE So apparently America is doing a thing tonight.

Summarized: The State of the Union.

open.substack.com/pub/ifloz/p/...

24.02.2026 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird.

24.02.2026 20:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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