Frank Octopus

The problem we have with stories like these is that they're so deeply ingrained in our minds, so unless someone goes completely off piste it's just a more stylised version of what we've seen before

If Charlie Kirk, and people like him didn't exist in the world, then Charlie Kirk would be alive today

Yes. Yes I did

Calm down calm down. Piranesi is wonderful, I completely feel in love with the world Clarke had built

I'd be interested to hear whether my MP @debbieabrahamsmp.bsky.social agrees with the opinion of the British government and her party

I'm not on here much. Do you still have my mobile number?

I'll have some ready. Are you on a tour or did you just do Edinburgh? Which was annoying because I'm there the third week in September

I don't suppose that you're coming to Manchester or somewhere close?

Pipkins, if you would like to order my new book, Born, Waterstones are very kindly doing a promo code from now until Thursday which is PREORDER25 for the discount.

This is the passive aggressiveness that has pushed me away from this app

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No, stole it from the Internet

Free Palastine

#oafc

The footnotes were awesome. I love Piranesi, I'm reading that again this year

What a wonderful book. Loved every minute of it

Rossiter runs like your Dad #oafc

Which is great, but still annoying

@lucyfishwife.bsky.social Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell has started well, but I am not enjoying this

The Accountant 2: Tax Returns.
You're welcome

I'm old enough to remember when musicians from the 80s sponsored public toilets

Nice

We appear to be losing to a goal scored by a 17th century Prussian nobleman #oafc

There's always someone watching

The film is still worth a watch, visually stunning. Physically she's very good, her acting is a bit hit and miss though

Keanu Reeves settles back and watches Hoult and Taylor-Johnson drown in Nosferatu whilst wearing his new T-shirt emblazoned with the word vindicated #review

We have a new fish drowning in a sea of excellence. Hoult is awful in Nosferatu and Taylor-Johnson is even worse