Firkin on Film @brain-string

14.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 2

It'd be just quicker if we sectioned every rich, middle-aged white guy.

12.02.2026 08:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Late to this, obviously - but 'Such Brave Girls' on iPlayer is FUCKING brilliant.

11.02.2026 21:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Soulless ghoul..

11.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just watch.

The olympic audience cheers American athletes.

But the moment JD Vance appears on screen they boo.

The world doesn't hate *America.*

It hates our corrupt, lawless leaders. And the moment we remove them from power, the vibe can shift again.

07.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 2498 🔁 674 💬 162 📌 66

JD Vance gets loudly booed at the Olympics.

06.02.2026 23:26 — 👍 1965 🔁 454 💬 79 📌 59

Quantum of Bladder Control.

27.01.2026 20:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

11.01.2026 12:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Christ, America..sort your fucking shit out.

08.01.2026 18:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was emotionally done with work at about 9:38am. But then remembered I have to stay there and can't just wander off to eat some chocolate or watch some silly telly.

Then the tears began..

05.01.2026 16:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sunday dread? BBC sound has a Ladies of Letters omnibus. 70 minutes of gentle joy.

You're welcome..

04.01.2026 20:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the mega-Sunday. Good luck everyone..

04.01.2026 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Firework CUNTS.

31.12.2025 20:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For those of you planning your last wank of 2025. Pick something fun, unusual. Treat yourself..

31.12.2025 16:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

New Years Eve just feels like a glorified Sunday.

I can't make it any clearer than that..

31.12.2025 16:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wish we had new years THEN Christmas..

That'd be far nicer.

29.12.2025 20:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

An English aristocrat who tries (and fails) to assassinate Hitler.

I can't do anything fucking right..

29.12.2025 20:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dune, Where's My Car?

29.12.2025 15:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The best thing about visiting people at Christmas is meeting their dogs, going 'Hello!' and then indulging said dog with fuss and cuddles until the humans ask you to leave..

26.12.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My level of self-control to not leap in with vitriol at some of your excuses for Yorkshire puddings basically makes me the real hero of Christmas..

25.12.2025 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trust the Swedes to take the joy out of penetrative competition..

25.12.2025 19:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cooked, eaten, washed up, and put away leftovers by 5pm. BEAT THAT.

25.12.2025 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

7. Apparently, that vacuum nozzle 'didn't count'. The rules change every year.. absolute bullshit.

25.12.2025 18:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I fancy one of you. I'll never say. And it's not the one you think... I'm an enigma wrapped in a mystery..

24.12.2025 22:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't want my jaw spun by Col, so I'll just say 'Happy Christmas '..

24.12.2025 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

24.12.2025 14:24 — 👍 4 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

Happy Ratmas to all who celebrate

24.12.2025 13:41 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

..oh fuck. I'm supposed to be at work today.

24.12.2025 10:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Merry Eve, to all who celebrate!

24.12.2025 10:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I went to M&S this morning for some 'bits'..

I have seen hell, my brethren. And it is an elderly woman trying to put cash into a card only self-service checkout.

The humanity..

23.12.2025 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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