Scott Kolp

She’s shockingly bad at this.

Funniest play I’ve seen — appropriately enough for this week — since the Butt Fumble!

wow I wonder why my entire body was in the air in the first place

I guess she shoulda tortured those poets a bit more, huh?

I felt this down deep. Thank you!

Here’s a thought: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO FUCKING DO ABOUT IT?!?!?!?!

Because of this I used to play “Get Smart” on the playground when I was in sixth grade!

RED SOX!!!

Wiger!

Every time I’m at Disneyland, I look for anything Watto related.

Great. Now get Leader Schumer to step aside.

Whether it’s Fox News’s Brian Kilmeade advocating killing homeless people by “involuntary lethal injection” or MSNBC’s Matthew Dowd bringing up things that Charlie Kirk said, both networks have crossed the boundaries of decency.

Kochalka!

a man swinging a golf club on a golf course with the words now watch this drive above him Alt: George W Bush swinging a golf club on a golf course with the words “now watch this drive” below him. This was in response to a reporter’s question about 9/11

Big “now watch this drive” energy

A still from Trump’s address on Charlie Kirk. His left hand is deformed, likely because the video was digitally altered.

A close up of the left hand, showing the deforming more clearly.

I saw Trump’s weird AI hands, and now so do you. (from 0:19 in the White House’s video on YouTube)

Yelling into the void here, but what a bunch of dumb fucking shit from you all. Seriously.

This whole broadcast has made me feel like I’ve entered a fugue state.

Wake up, honey. Another scandal that we’ll blow past in one news cycle just dropped.

a man is covering his mouth in front of a screen that says big money no whammys Alt: An animated GIF from the classic game show “Press Your Luck” — as the board lights up around him, the contestants prays for “big bucks, no whammies”

Me at 2pm EST tomorrow

Close up of a photo of Trump in the presidential limo showing a fist that’s been obviously photoshopped in.

The fuck is this?

I, too, complain about this every year.

Be sure to look inside the mouth of the bear at the alumni office. And give two of these 🖕🖕 to President Paxson for me!

“The trending topic that launched a thousand hand-wringing think pieces” they’ll call it.

Remember that time President Dipshit had COVID and they released a video where they edited out all his coughing fits?

The alt text LOL

Co-sign. They’ve been watching out little ones for years, and they’re always fantastic.

The streaming revolution: all the expense of cable with none of the convenience.