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Fred Morlan

@flagrantstats.bsky.social

Born a natural loser - can't recall just where

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β€˜Snowicane’ is a new one for us, too.

23.02.2026 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 526    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5

Just watched the figure skating gala, can’t get over the Italian skaters who, given the opportunity to truly express themselves in any way, did a Macarena/YMCA/Cotton Eye Joe medley

23.02.2026 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 336    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 1

Awful news

23.02.2026 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

put this in the bsky louvre lol

22.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1263    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 3
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

18.02.2026 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 40728    πŸ” 10841    πŸ’¬ 310    πŸ“Œ 339

had too strong of a gummy tonight and couldn't remember the word for "grease" so I told my wife that we can't recycle those cardboard boxes because they were full of "pizza blood"

21.02.2026 04:33 β€” πŸ‘ 644    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 11
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Unreal press conference strategy from new IOC president Kirsty Coventry where she repeatedly turns to her PR team off stage and personally blames them for not making her aware of various Olympics controversies, saying that β€œmaybe someone needs to be dismissed”

21.02.2026 15:36 β€” πŸ‘ 521    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 64

Can’t believe they made a duology about the Von Erichs

21.02.2026 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
20.02.2026 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6151    πŸ” 1006    πŸ’¬ 85    πŸ“Œ 20

Road House, done

20.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 286    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 1

That last one has to be a direct quote from the SNL sketch

20.02.2026 04:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Shaq met KeMalito. (photo via CMLL)

20.02.2026 04:43 β€” πŸ‘ 212    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 8
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Britches and Chagrinia Hornibrook noticed you across the bar and you really hate their vibe

19.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 321    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Just a really bizarre decision to take her backstory and retcon to make it something... way more complicated?

20.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm reading the America Chavez recon mini (Made in America) and.... what the hell was this?

20.02.2026 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

also if you find this funny beyond maybe the first time, you should be put on an ineligible to be a parent list, i will not accept follow up questions

19.02.2026 00:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

remember that it's good when booker t makes gooner incel noises and is justified in threatening dave meltzer because (DATA NOT FOUND, ABORT RETRY FAIL ?)

19.02.2026 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Germany
Norway
France
Italy
Switzerland
United States
Great Britain
Netherlands
Austria
Japan

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Germany Norway France Italy Switzerland United States Great Britain Netherlands Austria Japan 10 9 7 7 7 7 5 5 4 4

We're still keeping track of all 4th place finishes at the Winter Olympics in our Aluminum Medal Table!

Germany has extended their lead to ten 4th place finishes with Norway a close second.

18.02.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4

The video is posted at the other place, I’m afraid, so I’ll just say that the Guardians could have paid Kyle Tucker $70 million and not had a league-median payroll.

They’re all so very lying.

18.02.2026 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Apologies to everyone for the one time bad audio is not my fault somehow

18.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new Daredevil one is worth it (though it's not that much Daredevil)

18.02.2026 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

as delightfully bonkers as you would hope

18.02.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Today's the day! It's END OF LIFE DAY!
Don't miss out! Please help support my children's eating habit!
#ncbd #ncbdhaul #comics #dcvertigo

18.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Kelly Thompson is good at writing many things, but frankly, if they only did Jeff comics for the rest of time, I'd be okay with that.

18.02.2026 19:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social good news for your dreams

18.02.2026 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What a spot

18.02.2026 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Legitimately a very sad day in wrestling. At least we still have 2/3 falls… for now.

18.02.2026 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 1994, a 7-year-old me ran to my room crying because Purdue’s Glenn Robinson put up 37 against Michigan.

My dad came to console me in my room and I said with tears in my eyes β€œthey couldn’t stop him, they just couldn’t stop him.”

17.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HS ski team, large team meet where every racer counts as points. I crash on my run, but do so in front of a friend that’s taping. As a joke I decide to put on a show - chucking my skis & poles. Race officials watch this in horror, give me an unsportsmanlike like penalty, costs our team 2nd place.

17.02.2026 18:49 β€” πŸ‘ 36    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

there’s a guy on The Everything App who has only eaten wendy’s chili for 22 days and in that time he has lost 21.6 pounds and i think one thing this site could really use is people who are that cool

18.02.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 358    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 15

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