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Salem Habersagen

@gothimposter.bsky.social

Haunted Nonbinary Writer. Award-winning Fake Goth. 30s, they/them I write about horror, games, the occult, tabletop, anime, and post dumb shit.

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a thumbs up for real champions

a thumbs up for real champions

16.02.2026 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yeah, if it involves or needs a computer chip/RAM, there will be a shortage and/or heavy price increase on it.

So literally almost everything that runs on electricity.

16.02.2026 19:55 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AOC’s biggest problem if she runs for president is that the white men who control our media ecosystem will not so much put a finger on the scale to stop her as an entire hand

it can be done (see: Zohran) but it’s going to be blatant and it’s going to be infuriating

16.02.2026 19:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4210    πŸ” 836    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 55

New York Times?

more like New York Trash.

16.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also think lots of people have moved from "I don't like it, it isn't for me" to "I don't like it, therefore it is bad"

14.02.2026 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

totally

14.02.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Dota 2, Team Fortress 2, Stardew Valley, FFXIV, WoW, Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Oblivion

14.02.2026 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

God, I will be so happy if a positive knockon effect from this shit is companies re-focusing on optimization and away from MAX Graphics

14.02.2026 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

same here

I simply refuse

14.02.2026 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This response from Amber Glenn on twitter is now you know she is a magic player at heart. Only a true fan would say "this goes great in my [insert niche commnader deck]"

14.02.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 144    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

My guesses are: Guthix, Zezima, Zaros, and Zamorak (as someone who has recently started playing runescape)

14.02.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

change was never made off of an "everything sucks, always will suck, might as well give up, a better world isn't possible" type attitude

14.02.2026 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

also I appreciate this article not being nihilistic, but also realistic about the dangers present.

We're well past "sunshine and optimism" but kinda tired of left-leaning takes that state the problem and chase it with "and everything is hopeless, nothing to be done"

14.02.2026 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

spice, I'm amazed your videos don't take twice as long time make, now knowing you've been doing this unmedicated

truly herculean what you've been able to make

14.02.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Once a year we should have a festival where anyone who doesn't own a home is allowed to hunt house flippers for sport with weapons of their choosing.

14.02.2026 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 298    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 2

there was a dive bar I went to in my early 20s that would give you a PBR and shot of fireball for $5

13.02.2026 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

talking about epstein with my uber driver and she was like "you know what i would do if i had all that money? id invite all the pedophiles and child abusers to my island and then do Saw on them"

13.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2814    πŸ” 341    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 39

love all these foods, hate the art

12.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This might amuse you John, but you and your band got like 15 different people I knew in college who liked your music into MTG, vice-versa where the same amount of MTG players I knew got into your music.

12.02.2026 22:54 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have never watched a full episode of the office, and I feel that has kept my soul pure

12.02.2026 06:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A picture a friend of mine posted in a Discord. Its several Harry Potter books on Audible for an ad. Graffiti is sprawled over the books and it reads in all caps: β€œFIND A BETTER BOOK”

A male female, gender symbol, which I’m going to assume represents trans folks is in the top right corner, but there’s an a for anarchy inside of the circle in the symbol

A picture a friend of mine posted in a Discord. Its several Harry Potter books on Audible for an ad. Graffiti is sprawled over the books and it reads in all caps: β€œFIND A BETTER BOOK” A male female, gender symbol, which I’m going to assume represents trans folks is in the top right corner, but there’s an a for anarchy inside of the circle in the symbol

Find a better book

11.02.2026 00:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4530    πŸ” 1178    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 60

it's a good joke, a great one even

07.02.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Together, we raised over $600,000 for @translifeline.org this year. From the bottom of my heart, I'm so grateful. We have come together to say to our trans friends and family that they are loved and that they are not alone.

Trans rights are human rights.

When we gather together, we can make Magic.

07.02.2026 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1833    πŸ” 606    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 37

the la li lu le lo

07.02.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I may delete this because it’s a bit spicy but it shouldn’t be lost on us that games being turned into TV is essentially harvesting the stories written by those who don’t have union representation or healthcare with WGA by those that do. Our stories are good enough for TV but the writers aren’t?

06.02.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7651    πŸ” 1944    πŸ’¬ 78    πŸ“Œ 60

Wouldn't surprise me if this is solely because, at the moment, Hasbro has no better ideas on how to capitalize on the success of BG3

06.02.2026 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you have always seemed cool and hella normal, really dumb that chuds are being shitty to you

05.02.2026 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is β€œOh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

03.02.2026 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8509    πŸ” 1292    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 21

yeah, I hate to be "just trust me, an internet stranger" on this, but I distinctly remember an upper exec within WOTC talking about this on one of the WeeklyMTG streams (maybe as part of changes to SLD or shoeing a new one) talking about his sneaks

and then thinking "ohhh this explains a lot"

02.02.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

like, he was talking about and maybe showed off his massive sneaker collection?

so some executives there might actually be "true believers" in that this is the way to do things, beyond general finance bro brainrot...

even though the sneaker market has largely collapsed

02.02.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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