Yes! Fox News likes Melania Trump eyes.
The “I made the deal and my life is over” eyes.
Pole dancer in Texas eyes. Dead like that.

Putting aside the inevitability that Trump’s moronic tariffs were always going to destroy the economy, what now?
This was all performance art from the start anyway.
World leaders were supposed to bow to Trump in obsequious humility. They didn’t. Instead they remade the supply chain without us.

Nick Fuentes is what the GOP wants to hide. The Heritage Foundation has shown us who they really are. This debate within MAGA is not about a moral crisis in the conservative movement.
They aren’t moral people. If they were, they’d feed the hungry. No. This is about the concealment of true intent.

Notice how lots of CEOs are stepping down? Why do you suppose that is?
Could it be because long concealed corporate lies in the market are finally being revealed? Keep an eye on private equity.
The shoes are beginning to drop.

The cameraman left the room for only a moment, but that was enough time for Sweeney to unhinge her jaws and swallow the Onion interviewer in one gulp. No one was the wiser and she didn’t get anything on her pants.

Stunningly, we will find that 200,000 jobs were created out of thin air for people that nobody can seem to locate.

Do you think Trump is doing this because he’s cultivated an ability to care about the American people? No. This is part of the furious backtracking you’re going to see on all kinds of utterly soulless things Russell Vought did too. The Project 2025 and Fox News economic fantasies have hit reality.

Do you think Trump is doing this because he’s cultivated an ability to care about the American people? No. This is part of the furious backtracking you’re going to see on all kinds of utterly soulless things Russell Vought did too. The Project 2025 and Fox News economic fantasies have hit reality.

It’s the Rabbit of Caerbannog! Run away! Run away!

The freshly exhumed Epstein looked especially lively standing next to Trump.

Watch the video of him taking questions from employees. Turn off the sound of what he says and look at his body language and facial expressions. Did you see a contrite spirit of repentance? No. Tucker Carlson is closer to what the Heritage Foundation really thinks than their sanitized faux image.

He owns Men In Trench-coats 35-65. A key demographic.

The subscription business model is yet another yoke of oppression the American people labor under. Here’s a fun question: In the choice between eating and a media subscription, which do you think will win? Better buckle up guys. Welcome to 2025.

The idea here is to overwhelm the conversation with so much information that the reality of Trump’s culpability will be lost. It’s more of the “Flood the Zone” crap we’re used to.
What cannot be lost upon us is GOP’s willingness to conceal Trump’s child molestation allegations.
A sin of omission.

A fake narrative. A smear.
Yeah. If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s duck hunting season.

In a charming coincidence they both loudly filled their diapers at exactly the same moment.
The circle of life.

Trump’s advisers acknowledging they have an affordability problem is funny. The American people are tied to the tracks. We and his advisers hear the rumble and see the smoke of the approaching train. Trump says “Train? What train?”
Thus do we all perish beneath the wheels of the Trump Tariff Train.

She’s had his penis in her purse for a really long time, so I guess this was inevitable.

Gregory Bovino needs to be in prison when this is all over. Let’s all make sure that happens.
No Trump preemptive pardons. Hard time in a Federal Penitentiary.

Let me fix this sentence.
“Speaker Mike Johnson is facing an avalanche of pent-up Epstein file legislative demands.”
There. Fixed it.

A fortunate son indeed.
The draft ended while I was still in high school or I might have been caught up. My roommate in the 70’s was a door gunner who lost a few feet of intestine after being shot in Vietnam. He’s gone now, but Trump is still here.
Lucky us.

Brought to you by
“Cadre Cola.”
It hits the spot.

Largely because the meth is obviously hitting and she’s wondering how hungry she will be.

Here’s a canary in the Trump coal mine for Christmas. This shows quite clearly how little money retailers suspect we’re going to spend. Do you think families are already talking about cutting back? Yes. We are, but not just because we don’t have the money. Boycotting Amazon is a moral imperative.

Now serving number 487,295.

Trump hires only the most incompetent imbeciles he can find because nobody can ever appear to be smarter than him. They also have to have visibly sold their souls to the Devil for cash and possess no redeeming moral qualities whatsoever.
Mission accomplished.

If the American people can learn one valuable lesson from this nightmare, it will be to NEVER use the stock market as a barometer of the nation’s health again.
On the contrary, the miserable oligarchs and shadow banking businesses behind it must be destroyed, buried and forgotten. Boycott them all.

Obviously this MAGA GOP Congress is completely fine with starving people.
If they were bothered that their constituents who voted for them were going hungry, wouldn’t we have heard it by now? We haven’t because they AREN’T bothered. This is how much Trump and his miserable Nazi staff care for us.

Trying to entice frugal shoppers to spend more.
I love that they used the word “entice.” The Chinese government likes to force you to do things. They don’t do much enticing. Do you suppose they’ll try to “entice” their citizens to have more children? Bai Lan and Tang Ping have them very afraid.

No. They will not have to explain themselves.
We understand them. I do not need another cheesy politician explaining to me his implausible reasons for betraying America. People are going to die and Trump and the MAGA Congress don’t have a problem with that. We’re on our own now.
Act accordingly.