marcy (the)

DAAAAAMN

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4 panel comic Panel 1: bald guy in hoodie holds an orb containing a depiction of Mario game. He says: Halo is a bullshit game. Mario is a real game. Panel 2: He says: Army man is a fake game type. He has disdainfully closed his eyes. A monitor displays a FPS game with rifle trained on a hospital. Onscreen text says SHOOT THAT HOSPITAL, SOLDIER Panel 3: The person opens one eye to peek at an incoming comment from VAEVICTIS, who has a punisher skull avatar. The comment reads: Incorrect. Army man games teach 1: importance of shooting 2: importance of army man 3: submission to army man authority 4: importance of army authority Panel 4: the little bald gamer smiles and sighs. He says: I’m sorry, but you don’t know how to walljump. You don’t collect colorful object. You’re a fake gamer and your dad is slowly murdering you. In an insert illustration an army man labeled YOUR DAD is feeding a spoonful labeled DEATH POISON to a guy in a propeller beanie

@ my younger self: your anxiety would be a lot easier to manage if you stopped starving yourself

can’t believe it took you this long to leave that website run by admitted nazis and join this website run by closeted nazis

oh, to have a fake ass work-from-home email job...

every post about sports i see is either "YEAH FOOTBALL!!! GO TEAM" or "john baseball is the 3rd person in history to steal 2nd base with a slight rightwards curve in philadelphia on a tuesday in the pre-offseason against the giants. this will be a good season for him."

reading this like its a hideo kojima movie review

my style is so naturally similar to off's ud swear that it was a game i played in my formative years and not 2 days ago

off

i wish rich people had more money

get ur mail ass in the mail truck, mailgirl

it boggles the mind that so many people on bsky just download and repost things without credit instead of just clicking repost

i feel like im forgetting something

vriska wearing queen of hatred's ego send tweet

Woah marceline

Me the second the homie comes out as trans

this can be every roguelike if ur computer is bad enough

grow wings and fly

when u piss so good u get dizzy #peesky

breaking character as a gimmick account probably feels so good

so it goes.

its hell. i cant stop.

a lot of yall didnt reinvent themselves after reaching adulthood and it shows

and your ass? well. it sure is