Season Skye

Last spring I traveled five states talking to people about their literal nightmares related to the new administration. The only one I found in multiple, whispered in shame, were sex dreams of RFK, from which the dreamer in a number of cases woke up screaming.

IT GOT BETTER

📍Central MN

The Dimitri finds out meme, which is a two panel vertical meme of a guy being interviewed by a lady. The caption reads "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing." The second caption reads "There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."

Bluesky rn

3 rows with each NYC mayoral candidate: (blue bar) Zohran Mamdani (yellow bar) Andrew M. Cuomo (red bar) Curtis Sliwa (wearing a red had)

sorry but mamdani and cuomo should have worn blue and yellow hats, respectively

If you have home plate seats at the World Series and they catch your ass dinking around on your phone back there a big claw game thing should come down and pluck you up and out by the head.

They should give Curtis Sliwa a Fisher Price mayoral office and just let him pretend to run New York from there. Nice little desk. Beret rack. Fifteen cat trees.

Portland has fallen!

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

ICE in Portland is coming off like Gargamel getting repeatedly rolled by the Smurfs

Minor correction: Sassy's Chandra was Chandra North*, who is from Texas*.

Albanian PM Edi Rama mocked Trump to Macron: “You should congratulate Ilham Aliyev and me. Trump has ended the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan”

Earlier Trump claimed he ended a war between Albania and Azerbaijan. It was a war between Armenia and Azerbaijan.

Pete Hegseth has ordered the Washington Generals to napalm the Harlem Globetrotters

Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

How to Canonize a White Supremacist On the brutal murder of Charlie Kirk, the certain blowback, and this country’s raging gun problem.

In this week’s newsletter I have thoughts on Ezra’s Klein value judgements about the “right way” to do politics.

New It Could Happen Here 🌀🌲🌀

Garrison talks with Jack from AltWatcher about a viral social media account posing as dissent Park Service employees sending coded messages on the internet.

@bishonentype.bsky.social @altwatcher.bsky.social

www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

I love this website because sometimes you're replying to someone and they're like "as someone who lives in a bowling alley..."

Some day we’ll have a real President again. Not a madman holding the country hostage. And yes, I am an optimist.

also organ grinders and their monkeys

You can see the ICE agents in their minivans then the LAPD cars in the back appearing to block the Dodger Stadium parking lot entrance.

When I asked an LAPD officer if they are blocking ICE from entering the parking lot she said “put it this way. The Dodgers don’t want them coming in.”

BREAKING: ICE agents are run off the property at Dodgers stadium.

Fans, protestors and the LA Dodgers themselves have refused ICE agents access to Dodgers stadium. Here is LAPD escorting them off the estate.

More of this! Resist.

(🎥 Kevin Takumi, Fox L.A.)

Who gets custody of Big Balls?

JD Vance somewhere stressfucking his couch

If we’ve learned anything today, it’s that the pettiest bitches are dudes.

I like the A.I. CEOs whining about not being able to do copyright infringement for their "world-fixer" tech because the implication is that the cure for cancer is in some fucking Tom Waits lyrics somewhere or something and we've all just been too stupid to realize it

Still shocked at the number of people I talk to who think (rightly!) AI is a threat to digital media and are fighting to keep it out of our work and then admit to using ChatGPT for like meal planning and making funny pictures. It’s all the same shit!! Stop it!!

The left needs a Joe Rogan who is 300 feet tall and plays a tiny little fiddle. And when he gets angry he huffs and puffs but he's calmed down by a good friend who is a regular-sized elephant but looks teeny by comparison. Just absolutely itsy bitsy. And both of them are extremely anti-circumcision.

someone's enjoying themselves over on the Australia 2025 Federal Election Wikipedia page

Donald Trump asking America if their things "spark joy."