FPL Jaymo

When you're fighting for your life in Scrabble:

GW7!

No chips
Rolling FT to 3 FTs
Haaland 👑

Aiming for BB9 or later, saving FH/TC for a rainy day.

3.4 million OR.

Good luck everyone!

Tarko and Ndiaye on 4 defcons each is worrying for completely different reasons.

Congratulations gameweek 4 wildcarders, you won.

Wildcarders this week:

Palace away to Liverpool in next round of Carabao Cup.

"Chris Wood not starting, will be well rested and therefore start at the weekend."

"Chris Wood not starting, no longer first team and therefore won't start at the weekend."

Choose your narrative.

Correct, which includes managers wildcarding partly to get Haaland in who can't triple captain, which is a weird situation to be in.

I'm one of those people, but had lots of other issues to deal with (incl Wirtz/Watkins/NFO defence) so kinda forced my hand.

Was hoping to hold off, but still having Dorgu, Wirtz, Guiu, Wood and Watkins forced my hand a bit.

Time to catch up.

No Florian. Wirtz case scenario.

Nice to have easy decisions this week after a chaotic deadline last week.

Team looks OK so rolling to 2FT like many others.

Salah 👑.

70% chance I do WC6, otherwise will use 2FTs to get Haaland and TC.

7m OR.

Good luck everyone!

Given the majority of the FPL community has agreed it's a bad week to wildcard as Arsenal are playing City, I predict:
- Haaland brace
- Gyokeres goal
- Gabriel goal
- Reijnders blank
- Wood blank
- Watkins blank

Thus meaning we should have just wildcarded this week anyway 🤣.

AWB ➡️ Munoz
Sarr ➡️ Semenyo (-4)

Zero bench.

Salah 👑.

Probably WC8. Good luck all.

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There's not been a great 3D Mario game since Mario 64.

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Waiting for that Glasner press conference like:

I am desperately trying to avoid a wildcard, but only have 1 FT to deal with:
- Dorgu
- AWB
- Guiu
- Sarr

Avoiding a hit requires playing Esteve home to Liverpool. 🤣

May hobble to GW5, FH in GW6 and WC GW7.

Still, makes (no) bench boosting decision easy in the short term 🤣.

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Petition Premier League towers to get the 5 Afcon FTs now. My squad could really use it with all the injuries, rotations and transfers!

Gonna tell the grandkids he got 2 defcons and a yellow card.

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People out here talking about bench boost GW5 and there's me with Dorgu, Wan-Bissaka and Guiu still.

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Dorgu when I actually needed him to start in my team:

Hand forced.

Palmer ➡️ Sarr
Halfkrug ➡️ Wood
Bruno 👑

Still no Joao Pedro.

7 mill OR.

Surely it can't get any worse, can it?

This season FPL stands for Fantasy Price Loss

United assets have now moved from slim pickings to grim pickings.

Might not be able to wait until after the Arsenal game to get Ekitike in, likely to go up 0.3m before then.