Matt Gaudet

“Goals from Kane and Janmark? Sounds like the Kings are being beaten by the Oilers B squad…”
- @mattgaudet.bsky.social

“the four letter word you’re supposed to put in the net is ‘puck’ not ‘kane’” - @brettzky.bsky.social

also sorry forgot about this: why does the cop have a flip phone???

weird movie, man. 3.5 mistletoes out of 10. the guy from Schitt’s Creek was hot, the cops were fun, but the rest. man.

i’m sorry does he have ID to board a flight to Hawaii???????

stay tuned for me watching every terrible holiday movie i can before Christmas.

ok and then it just ended.

ok we’re back. i’m just waiting for the point where we find out he isn’t a snowman and instead just like a weirdo.

my netflix crashed lmao.

ok so true love’s kiss can turn a snowman into a real man.

the trump administration would deport Jack because he’s literally undocumented.

FFS

if her kissing him brings him back to life I SWEAR.

why is the whole town just on board with him being a snowman? and like… what’s next for him and Kathy? he is a s n o w m a n.

omg his name is “jack” because of “jack frost” right?

“hot frosty” is just a movie about a woman that wants to fuck a snowman and the town comes together “it’s a wonderful life” style pooling their money together to bail him out of jail???

there is nothing like being so back.

every day this week

hahahah ya kind of silly, kind of cool 🫡

beautiful, my guy. i'll just like everything you post as a reminder to come back

this week's goal: stop going to Twitter by impulse whenever I'm bored.