Jayne H

One of my fav ridiculous internet things lol

Even Jackie Weaver has more authority than Starmer

Close up of a tux cat curled into his big feet sleeping on a chair. He’s showing his toe beans and his paws are a bit mucky from his adventures earlier.

Night night

A pink hoodie with two hoods, one body and two arms designed for couples to share

NOPE

It really is quite fascinating how far and wide the fallout from Epstein reaches

This really is the first real hard evidence of the Great Big Club That You're Not Part Of

Innocente

How much do the Guardian care about women and girl's rights? This much

My car just played Teardrop by Massive Attack then glitched and somehow played E-Girls by Corpse at the same time. It was weird and yet it kind of worked as well.

My kids always ask me if I’m from the 1900’s. My kids are nobs lol

The 2000’s being called the noughties gives me the ick

A tabby cat sat on a cushion on a chair looking towards the camera with his big yellow/green eyes

Thomas ❤️

It was quirky (but in a good way and not the way where nobby people say that about anyone slightly different to themselves)

I’m glad you did in a way because now I know. Sorry you had to see that shit though

Me too

I’ve not seen this but that’s because I’m locked over there and only look at followers feed. How pants, they’re all the same in the end I guess.

I know I sound like the whole world but how the feck is it still January

So the first two likes on this read as Ben and Bean. My old horse who I adored was called Benson and I always called him BenBean so is that a little hi from him ? I don’t know but I really hope so 💜

Everyone loving on and defending Charlotte Dujardin well I’m sorry but whipping a horse repeatedly isn’t forgiven by me, I don’t care how young you were or how many years ago it was. Everyone saying “she’s done her time” like she stole a fucking apple or something.

CW: Food

ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS A BREW AND SOMETIING TO EAT

let me out of here nurses (please)

The one I have is called plenvu, not the same as usual although I suspect it’s just a brand name difference rather than content. I’m half way through and I have kept it down but it’s so vile. I’ll ask about those next time thank you.

I’m so focussed on drinking the vile prep drinks now that they’ll just have to get along until I think about them again at some point 😂

What if one make of shampoo is left next to a different make of conditioner? Is it awkward ?

Screenshot from the Internet that says “do you think the shampoo bottle and the conditioner bottle are real friends or just work friends?”

I saw this and now I’m overthinking that I always leave mine stood together on the edge of the bath but what if one or both of them hate this?

But if I separate them, my patterns are wrong. Why did I ever see this?

And yes I know they’re not alive but my brain doesn’t care about facts.

Drinking the prep for the colonoscopy tomorrow is the worst bit about the whole thing. It never gets any less hideous.

😻

Tabby cat face portrait. He’s leaning his head into his humans hand while she scritches the good scritches behind his ears and neck.

In easier to stomach news, look at Thomas and his happy face

Philip Young pleads guilty to drugging and raping wife - BBC News Philip Young admitted committing a number of sexual offences against Joanne Young over 13 years.

CW: SA

Not all men they say, but it’s always a man. Vile.

This is something I think we’ll see more and more men being brought to justice for which is terrifying but also thanks to these brave women waving their right to anonymity and being there for all women.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Yep

Yeah she is

A screenshot of messages that say: Me: Sorry to be annoying x My sister: No need to apologise after 45 years

Are all sisters nobs or just mine