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@realteuchterdavid.bsky.social

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Latest posts by realteuchterdavid.bsky.social on Bluesky

"The left is completely silent on the subject of men getting laid" If I had published that I too would be embarrassed into silence

04.08.2025 13:14 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
Mirror selfie. Im wearing a white and blue Falkirk FC shirt

Mirror selfie. Im wearing a white and blue Falkirk FC shirt

An absolutely huge day for me and the girls and every Falkirk fan. First game back in the Premier league for 15 years vs Dundee Utd. #COYB

03.08.2025 09:24 — šŸ‘ 11    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 1

Really cool* how Nazi talking points keep getting presented as serious things we must discuss

*not cool

02.08.2025 17:32 — šŸ‘ 9    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

I did read this and wish I hadn't. Don't ever write anything again when you're feeling horny @iandunt.bsky.social this is creepy af

02.08.2025 17:11 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

How did you think it was going to go when you jumped in with your shite reply to Lina

02.08.2025 17:02 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Fuck me, missed this earlier. You should have just republished your piece about Tony Blair's dick

02.08.2025 16:59 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Fuck off, cunt

02.08.2025 16:56 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

No, you're being a cunt so I called you a cunt

02.08.2025 16:52 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

You've got a talent for bringing out these pricks with your posts

02.08.2025 16:47 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Fuck off Marshy you cunt

02.08.2025 16:46 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

Haha cheers

02.08.2025 00:06 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Yankee go home

31.07.2025 16:06 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

The BBC in the 1400s after the invention of the printing press: "What reading really does to children's brains"

31.07.2025 09:45 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Yeah similarities for sure. I'm on Mull

30.07.2025 19:32 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0

I wonder what his band mates are making of it

30.07.2025 18:33 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
A group of fallow deer in a grassy field with green hills behind

A group of fallow deer in a grassy field with green hills behind

A circle of standing stones

A circle of standing stones

Some cool things I saw today. Different breed of deer! Ancient stone circle!

30.07.2025 18:08 — šŸ‘ 10    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 1    šŸ“Œ 0
A red deer stag wading through the water

A red deer stag wading through the water

Mull is ace! Saw a deer going for a swim last night

30.07.2025 10:02 — šŸ‘ 3    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

What an image

29.07.2025 23:06 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
A naked male torso but I've drawn a grumpy face on it

A naked male torso but I've drawn a grumpy face on it

29.07.2025 23:04 — šŸ‘ 8    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0

@gordbrush.bsky.social found your wario

29.07.2025 22:56 — šŸ‘ 9    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
The back of my younger daughter's head as she sits in front of me in a kayak

The back of my younger daughter's head as she sits in front of me in a kayak

Blue sea and sky, a volcanic mountain shrouded in clouds.

Blue sea and sky, a volcanic mountain shrouded in clouds.

A seal chilling on some rocks. The nose of a kayak can be seen

A seal chilling on some rocks. The nose of a kayak can be seen

A Highland cow next to the road

A Highland cow next to the road

Went sea kayaking today and saw the best lil guys ever

29.07.2025 18:14 — šŸ‘ 14    šŸ” 1    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0
sideshow bob getting hit in the face with a rake but with keir starmer's face superimposed on top

sideshow bob getting hit in the face with a rake but with keir starmer's face superimposed on top

lol like this?

29.07.2025 17:51 — šŸ‘ 49    šŸ” 9    šŸ’¬ 4    šŸ“Œ 1

Oh ffs

28.07.2025 22:24 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

And simultaneously the worst

28.07.2025 22:09 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Every so often it pops into my head

28.07.2025 21:59 — šŸ‘ 1    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0
The Firm - Star Trekkin'
YouTube video by roopert The Firm - Star Trekkin'

I thought it was named after the song

28.07.2025 21:57 — šŸ‘ 4    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 2    šŸ“Œ 0
Me and my daughters standing below Duart castle. Teddy the whippet is behind us. There is a subtle hidden message (we're giving you the middle finger)

Me and my daughters standing below Duart castle. Teddy the whippet is behind us. There is a subtle hidden message (we're giving you the middle finger)

My younger daughter standing in front of a waterfall. She is also very subtly showing you the middle finger

My younger daughter standing in front of a waterfall. She is also very subtly showing you the middle finger

We like to hide messages in our holiday pictures

28.07.2025 21:53 — šŸ‘ 5    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Please sir, can I have some more

28.07.2025 21:25 — šŸ‘ 2    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

Shit eating grin

28.07.2025 21:14 — šŸ‘ 0    šŸ” 0    šŸ’¬ 0    šŸ“Œ 0

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