@jubez.bsky.social
I am the secret third thing. Floral design. Aerial. Backalley psychoanalysis. Sci fi fantasy novels. Vague whimsical activities.
I'll never lose my keys now
01.12.2024 17:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Medication bubble packs are so aesthetic in a weird dystopian way
25.03.2024 02:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I want my cat to have an avid social life
13.03.2024 16:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Don't talk to me until I've had my morning 5 hour disassociation
12.03.2024 22:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An admirable objective. Proud of your journey
12.03.2024 21:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh wow. How do we get this back into our gas stations
12.03.2024 21:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I'm on a mission to try every drink at the gas station at least once
12.03.2024 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Too wild
12.03.2024 20:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
I discovered a new gas station drink and I think it's the antidote to modern times
12.03.2024 16:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I've been standing in lakes distributing swords all day
12.03.2024 16:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0giving out your ip address tells literally everyone where you pee
12.10.2023 17:07 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0referring to everyone as riff raff from now on
12.10.2023 00:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Man getting ready for Goblin time
04.09.2023 16:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Cool guy in frilly bonnet
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03.09.2023 04:11 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There's a whole corporation for that
01.09.2023 21:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'd honestly love to work outside more. I'd grow my own if my backyard wasn't a literal forest full of every pest ever. It's not impossible, just a little improbable atm
01.09.2023 15:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Flower collar
I wore it around the shop all day feeling like a mid-16th century nobelman wearing a ruff
01.09.2023 14:55 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Flower collar
π± I made a floral collar with leftover dahlias
It is absolutely useless and uncomfortable but it made me feel novel for a minute
top 9 11s
31.08.2023 17:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0momentary telepathy with that one guy at the gas station
25.08.2023 00:20 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0top 5 fried homies
30.08.2023 02:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Abstract face
showing up to the social function as an abstract concept and hoping no one theoretically notices me
30.08.2023 02:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0whispering sweet nothings to a bagel
28.08.2023 02:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π± rolling up to the garden with the gnomies
27.08.2023 15:42 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0momentary telepathy with that one guy at the gas station
25.08.2023 00:20 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It restores hp when you eat it
24.08.2023 22:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π± Blasting binaural beats for my fiddle-leaf fig tree after trying literally everything else
Lose the gnats and relax bud
#AddGardener
22.08.2023 22:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
new pokΓ©mon Poltchageist that fixes everything with matcha just like me.
inspired by a temperamental overly perfectionist tea master who literally dies from the regret of having never made the perfect matcha
