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they got The Greebler 😔

i love reading quickly written stuff. not so into the meaning or structure of writing or anything. more into speed, personally

this is so scary

he kinda like us but doing his own thing for some reason

i can never understand their naming conventions. which generation is this?

this is basically how i talk to my cats

"the goof troop" had rizz

i think the teacher was nonbinary...

yea: damn, daniel

fair enough

pleasantly surprised not to see you in the Epstein files, dawg

has there ever been a King Regis? you can tell it's a bullshit name

it is a little surprising that we havent heard anything about Drake being in the Epstein files

can you order me a barbacoa creme?

thank you!

people learning about our times will read about Elon Musk and they'll be like: "...they just let him walk around and stuff?"

i will imagine myself starving instead. if nobody sends me a Telepizza menu...

im hungry and would like to imagine myself eating a specific pizza

can anyone access it and tell me what theyve got? or are you being blocked too

i'm trying to check Spanish pizza chain Telepizza's menu options and i cant access the website. blocked from accessing. clear censorship

Budt Pebis

my Melania Coin!!!?!

not much

office space "two chicks at the same time" guy

bsky.app/profile/snak...

surreal that Biden was president. i cant even remember if Biden is still alive or not. thats fine, i prefer it that way

everything is

doxxing myself on bluesky dot com just so i can FEEL something man!

water is a machine that computes the melting and boiling points of its current setting