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i like you guys but i'm considering leaving here too

turns out everyone killed him and no one liked him

thank you

"fiancée gums"

they should start taking features away

borat's wife!!

i dont know what im saying. im just saying it

posting based on vibes alone feels like surfing. like catching a wave

too much reverence over a diaper guy

this isn't a combination of 3 things by the way. it is just one thing. it is atomic

"who isn't!"

-what a conversation would go like, in a perfect world

hell yea

like i was raised a Knicks fan and had a "phase" where i was into it that shaped me but then i stopped watching basketball altogether and stopped caring about who won and it becomes a whole tense thing with your dad type of way

"Ampoules Aficionado"

we should all get into "ampoules"

its funny to imagine a sculptor having to chisel charlie kirk's gums out of marble

i guess its not that im settling into this its more that ive settled on what id call it if i had to. which i dont

i think i have somehow settled on the spiritual identity of "atheist apatheist catholic". its the only way i can put it

bsky.app/profile/curs...

WOKE FBI silences young patriot for expressing his beliefs!!

now send me a text message with this Palm

i hope tomorrow feels like the day after 9/11

viral marketing is wild these days

today feels just like 9/11

greetings, handsome snorkel

(donald trump thrown in a cage)
ghislaine maxwell: welcome, donald
SBF: we've been waiting for you to join us
andrew tate: looks like the gang's all here
hillary clinton: hi donald

can you escape the dildotaur?

-i wasnt aware of his alleged crimes at the time. i didnt know how he was living his life

-i see. in this letter you said "thanks for all the rides!! (sex rides that is!!)" and you included a doodle of you both high-fiveing while you have sex with jessica rabbit...