Cliff Hicks

Honestly, it's time to start firing any Democrat who isn't going to fight and is willing to give in. No loyalty to anyone.

Do. Your. FUCKING. JOBS.

Talk about a great reason to vote!

Socialism: Fuck YEAH!

Leave it to the opposition to draw up the best Plan of Action the Democrats have had in years.

Look, it's impossible to get just how stupid this is into a single headline, but I tried, okay?

"Speaker Johnson, it looks as though the president is currently stabbing you with a knife. Do you have any comment?"

"Well, look, this is the first I'm hearing about it. As you know, I've been really busy not doing my job, so I just don't know enough about this alleged stabbing to make a comment."

Fire it up! Fire it up!

ProTip to the Press: Don't refer to it as The Trump Ballroom. Refer to it as The Illegal Ballroom. Or the Traitor's Ballroom. Or the Criminal's Ballroom. It will drive him insane, and, you're being accurate in your reporting.

Win win.

We are going to be arresting a whole lotta ICE agents when the bill finally comes due.

Look, the Jungle Brothers are great, but this is THE STONE ROSES. This is their first album, the totally consistent one, before they took 5 years to make a sophomore album with a handful of bangers and a handful of landfill. (And before Ian Brown went totally insane.)

Vote Roses.

Trump wandered off while meeting the Japanese Prime Minister and had to be directed back. When Biden did something similar, it was a week of coverage on right wing media. Why are they silent now?

"You may choose one person to tell you The Aristocrats joke."

NYPD Cop is sick and tired of TEMU cops AKA ICE GOONS racial profiling and harassing him.

Abolish. Fire. Prosecute.

This is, of course, why they chose not to try San Francisco. We would've just had the Folsom Street Parade in front of them 24/7.

I look forward to the day when Stephen Miller is convicted for his endless crimes against the United States and put in jail, because he's going to live a long, long time, and the majority of it will be wearing the orange jumpsuit he's so rightfully earned.

Trump’s priority is the ballroom.

Not opening the government.
Not healthcare.
Not lowering prices.

No money for kids with cancer.

But all the money Trump wants for his vanity projects for his legacy.

Vance spokesperson: “Gavin Newsom wants people to think this exercise is dangerous.”

<shrapnel hits Vance’s motorcade>

Vance spokesperson: No comment.

Report endless, in detail, about every law these people are breaking, every rule they're ignoring, every bad faith argument they're making, because, literally, they control all the doors.

You want viewers/readers? Stop acting small; start getting fucking LOUD.

They'll show.

They hold a press conference where the first words are provably false? Walk out. Loudly. Don't come back. And any time they try and announce something, refuse to cover it until you can prove what, if anything, they're talking about is true, because at this point, it's all lies.

They claim it's a "Democratic shutdown," turn off their mics, point out that the Republicans control the House, Senate, White House AND the Supreme Court, which means, no, it isn't earthly possible for it to be anything other than a Republican shutdown, and that's why people aren't being paid.

Genuinely, it's not that hard.

SAY WHAT YOU SEE.

They call it the "Hate America violent rallies," turn off their mics, point out they were peaceful and the movement is called "No Kings," which is something the goddamn FOUNDING FATHERS were for, as flawed as they were!

Seriously, stop reporting their demonstrably false BS and just report what you can see and actually show. The minute they start lying to you, cut away, cut them off, stop talking to them. Inform them their lies will no longer be tolerated.

I'll pay to subscribe to a newsorg that does that.

Honestly, I'm just baffled by the news media these days. There is a golden opportunity for the newsorg that just stops playing the game and starts telling the truth.

It's the greatest chance in modern history to gain a massive audience, just by reporting what's actually happening, instead of lies.

Cure
Janet
NIN
Lou
Beasties

New Order v. Lou Reed was tricky, but Dirty Blvd. feels more relevant now than it ever has, so... score one for the prophet of the streets and back alleys...

San Francisco's Ocean Beach on Saturday morning

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"Free Fallin'" was the first song I learned to play on guitar, way back in high school. It will never not be my choice between two presented albums.