@blue-toad.bsky.social
portrayal of Blue Toad RP Account | Penned by http://Pac #enrp 🇺🇸 | #sparp 🇲🇽 Mun is 21+ | 🍄 #CrackRP #OpenRP #MVRP #MarioRP
15. BLUE TOAD!!!
25.01.2026 01:01 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0“AGHHHHHHHHH!!!”
25.01.2026 19:46 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0//Made a writer’s account!
Will NOT be following back RP accounts due to this one just being about writers and stuff.
This one is also not in my starter pack for rp accounts because it is not a roleplaying account.
Pac
Should I do a writer’s account? Hmm 🤔
Think mainly to share silly things (opinions, facts, gaming, etc) that don’t fit the RP space.
“THE BLUE TOAD DOES NOT CONCERN HIMSELF WITH HORSE TAXES BECAUSE HE IS PART OF THE MONARCHY”
23.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“I AM SO GLAD SCARAB IS SCARAB!”
23.01.2026 01:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“HI SCARAB!”
23.01.2026 01:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1“JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BELLS JINGLE ALL THE WAY!”
23.01.2026 01:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“BLUE TOAD! YOU CAN ALSO CALL ME BT FOR SHORT! TOAD IS ANOTHER TOAD SO IF YOU REFER TO ME AS TOAD I WILL ASSUME YOU MEAN ANOTHER TOAD BECAUSE IM BLUE TOAD!”
23.01.2026 01:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0//Getting some follows from Mario verse.
Hello everyone…please excuse the crack banter from me.
I promise I can be serious. 😭
Mrr?
16.01.2026 14:51 — 👍 44 🔁 42 💬 1 📌 1“NOT JUST ANY ORDINARY MUSHROOM MAN, IM THE BLUE ONE! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO SAY MY NAME, ‘BLUE TOAD’. OR ‘BT’ FOR SHORT. IF YOU CALL ME TOAD, I WILL ASSUME YOU MEAN THE RED ONE!”
22.01.2026 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0//Toad & Deadpool crack…
That’s it.
@blue-toad.bsky.social
“A nice soup to be made…oh and sorry blue thing.”
“Well, that was magical.”
“What, seeing stars?”
“You have to know when to stand firm, when to bend, and when to stay quiet!”
“NO! BECAUSE WHO ARE YOU!?”
22.01.2026 00:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Pac
Happy to have brought a smile! I think it was me…this is embarrassing if this isn’t me 😭
“I PAY MY TAXES!”
His voice echoes off from being kicked far.
@klownprincekoopa.bsky.social
“AHHH! LEMMY KOOPA! THE PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE. THAT WAY!”
The blue toad points at a general direction away from where she actually could be.
“THIS IS HOW US TOADS TALK! YOU GET USED TO IT AFTER WE BLEED OUT YOUR EARS FROM TALKING!”
He’s smiling like a devil. There’s a reason Mario isn’t always as fond over Toads.
“WHOOPS! MY BAD! I MEANT SKEETER, NOT SKIPPER! ITS THESE THINGS! SPIDER FELLAS THAT CAN WALK ON WATER!”
The blue toad looks up at him curiously.
“SPIDER-MAN? NEVER HEARD OF YOU! SOUNDS LIKE A HYBRID! LIKE A PARAGOOMBA!”
@regenmerc.bsky.social
“ITS A VIGILANTE, ITS A HERO, ITS A VILLAIN, ITS A RED GUY, ITS A FIRE FLOWER, ITS A COMIC BOOK CHARACTER, ITS…ITS…A HUMAN! YEAHHHHHHHHH! THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE RIGHT?”
@mujuraofchaos.bsky.social
“AHHHHHHHH! I CANT DECIPHER THIS ONE! WHO ARE YOU? WHERE IS CAPTAIN TOAD WHEN I NEED HIM? AHHHHHHHH!”
@averageordinary2.bsky.social
“ITS A HOMOSAPIEN, ITS DAISY, ITS A HUMAN, ITS A BIPED, ITS A MUSHROOMLESS TOAD, ITS A GIANT LADY, ITS A PERSON, ITS A PENGUIN, ITS A MARIO FRIEND! BLEHHHHHHHHH! NO SPILLING SAUCE!”
@webofspider-man.bsky.social
“OH MY GOSH! ITS A BIRD, ITS A PLANE, ITS A RED COIN, ITS A SPIDER, ITS A FREAK, ITS A FIRE FLOWER, ITS A MAN, ITS A HERO, ITS MARIO, ITS A WATER SKIPPER! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ITS TOO MUCH!”
“IM THE BLUE ONE!”
21.01.2026 23:56 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Doing toad noises.
High pitched.
“ALL RISE FOR THE DAILY NATIONAL ANTHEM PLEASE.”
He’s doing it again…
